It's Like .....

[Kenilworth]

It's like

Getting dumped when you were in your teens - despite hearing a rumour from your mates and knowing you were going to get dumped you still feel empty and betrayed

You wanted a new car, had the budget for a VW Passat but ended up with a third hand, ropey, clocked Citroen.

You were looking forward to a bank holiday weekend in the sun, but it pisses it down all the time until Tuesday when you are going back to work and the sun comes out.

Expecting a FIFA vote to be fair and reasonable and devoid of corruption.

You expected a pay rise bit got nothing because of someone else’s monumental cock-up

Believing your team was going to survive on the last day of the season but ending up being relegated with 30 seconds to go.

Like Sheffield United, come fail me again…….

 

[borbokis]

like waiting all year for christmas then when santa turns up he kicks you in the bollocks

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I like the getting dumped analogy I knew I was gonna be disappointed but still didn't expect to feel this bad about it. Foolishly I'd hoped for someone who was actually good

 

[Kenilworth]

lI like the getting dumped analogy I knew I was gonna be disappointed but still didn't expect to feel this bad about it. Foolishly I'd hoped for someone who was actually good

... and with big tits?

 

[Swanseablade]

A wet bonfire night??

 

[borbokis]

... and with big tits?

they could look like a bernard manning-donkey hybrid or peter beardsley I wouldn't care as long as they had some sort of prayer of getting us promoted

 

[JJ Sefton]

It's like

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

As I said last night, this is the worst appointment since Abraham Lincoln looked in his diary and saw 'Trip to the theatre' pencilled in.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

....Raaaaiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day, a free riiiiiiiide when you've already paid......

EDIT: Walthy beat me too it :blush:

 

[Kenilworth]

..... tuning into football heaven and thinking the RS journos are going to ask difficult, probing questions

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...... going to a play off final, looking forward to watching your team turn up.

OR

...... going to a play off final, thinkng you might even celebrate a goal.

 

[BladeHearts]

....Raaaaiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day, a free riiiiiiiide when you've already paid......

EDIT: Walthy beat me too it :blush:

Ed Byrne: "The ironic thing is that she's written a song called ironic and she doesnt even know what irony is"

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Being back at school and listening to your drunken mate going on about how his missus dumped him and how can she do this to him...........

You try to be sympathetic for the first hour but then you just get bored, and end up telling him to get a fucking grip.

 

[TopBoy]

... when you drink so much you piss yourself only to find yourself enjoying the warm feeling for a split second before the cold wet feeling takes over and you're left in a mess.

 

[Micalijo]

Being back at school and listening to your drunken mate going on about how his missus dumped him and how can she do this to him...........

You try to be sympathetic for the first hour but then you just get bored, and end up telling him to get a fucking grip.

Blimey - what school did you go to Bob lad? Sounds good if you could get drunk. Did you honestly have heart to hearts with your drunken mates at school over a bird?

 

[Kenilworth]

Being back at school and listening to your drunken mate going on about how his missus dumped him and how can she do this to him...........

You try to be sympathetic for the first hour but then you just get bored, and end up telling him to get a fucking grip.

.... taking a sporting chance on what you thought was a fart and, ....... losing

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Blimey - what school did you go to Bob lad? Sounds good if you could get drunk. Did you honestly have heart to hearts with your drunken mates at school over a bird?

Come on Mica, you never had a drunken mate pour his heart out to you when he's had too much to drink?

It only used to take a couple of cans of stones and she'd broken his heart, the poor lamb.

 

[Micalijo]

Come on Mica, you never had a drunken mate pour his heart out to you when he's had too much to drink?

It only used to take a couple of cans of stones and she'd broken his heart, the poor lamb.

Yes, but not at school I have to say! I know what you mean though - good stuff. A few cans on school field on a summers evening - would go back like a shot if I could.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

You learn to drink early when you live in Chesterfield, its the only way to get through it.

 

[dingledog]

being told you've won the lottery and then can't find your ticket

 

[borbokis]

it's like dropping a sharp knife whilst doing the pots and trying to 'catch' it with your stocking foot in what you could only class as your stupid body's foolish reaction

 

[j j]

It's like being mildly disappointed about the new manager and then seeing the freaks in that protest photo and suddenly feeling supportive of Wilson.

 

[Kenilworth]

like hearing that your team has signed a new striker only to find it is Richard Cresswell

 

[sitwell]

Yes, but not at school I have to say! I know what you mean though - good stuff. A few cans on school field on a summers evening - would go back like a shot if I could.

Like you went to school.

 

[shorehamview]

Like you went to school.

He did. It was an approved one.

 

[Crazyblade]

like hearing that your team has signed a new striker only to find it is *Marcus Bent

That seems a little more fitting, Kenil.