It's gonna be warm......

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shorts it is then. Think I may give the club shirt a miss as Im always too warm in them. May just go with my Were the red and white army tee shirt
 
It was bloody boiling last time I seem to remember.
 
Houso said:
It was bloody boiling last time I seem to remember.
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I gave advice on another thread based on me getting sun burnt and dehydrated behind the goal.

Plenty of sun cream, don't forget the shades and drink plenty of water before you get in as getting water inside is a joke
 
I remember sweating cobs as we wear smack bang behind the goal too.

Urgh, it'll be a cap and shades this year!
 
I seem to remember the pitch side thermometer reading around 100F last time.
 
It's glorious sunshine in S8 today, should be able to acclimatise before the weekend :)
 
Bradford Blade said:
Well, I'll be using my 'manpons' then :D Deffo cap/hat although after forking out for the new shirt, it has to be worn - although I can't wear shades as I need my glasses big time (basically a bat can see better than me without 'em)...
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Do I dare ask?? What are "manpons"?
 
Chapel Allerton said:
Do I dare ask?? What are "manpons"?
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You dare, I reply :D

I suppose it's a bit obscure, but it was something I saw on the movie "The Recruit" (with Al Pacino and Colin Farrell) - Farrell was in a 'motel' room watching a TV advert of this fat guy who'd been to the gym and had obviously - what our PeterNdlovu above described so discretely - and he was offered a 'manpon'; it was so nuts it's stuck with me ever since...no idea if such things really exist but with Yanks, you never know...
 



Manpons, er...

manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations









Can you get them in club colours?
Or maybe Blue and White...
 
BornOnShoreham said:
Manpons, er...

manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations

Or as i know them.

Botcaps.

Use of toilet roll to prevent skidmarks after a lengthy bowel evacuation.








Can you get them in club colours?
Or maybe Blue and White...
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LS26BLADE said:
Does anyone know what 'Munting' is?
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A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!
 
I don't know about manpons or munting, but I have got two big manboobs and I will take my top off, if it gets nice and warm.

I will be looking for someone to cream me. (apply sun protection)

HH
 
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