It could be worse!

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shorehamview

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Think of all the benefits of playing on a Friday.

It's out of the way, leaving the whole weekend free for lots of fun! You could go to the seaside, or decorate the lounge.

Maybe go for a tramp in the country, and when you've caught the tramp, tell him that he's got it easy, what with no bills, no screaming kids, and not having to watch United, the biggest "work in progress" since some Egyptian said "You know what lads, I fancy being buried in a massive pointy house with no windows. Round some slaves up, and don't dawdle, I feel a bit peaky already."

You van watch Jeff and his his jolly mates without hurling abuse at the telly when the inevitable happens because hey, it's already happened, and you've had a nice sleep since then.

If we were to play Sheffield Football Top Trumps with out Wendy mates we could play Ched's card safe in the knowledge that we would win the Ex-Player Serving The Longest Prison Sentence category even if they play Madine.

It could be worse! We've hurtled up the league to an impressive 21st place, with a huge points tally of 5, and here's hoping that Wendy get tonked by Ipswich today.
 
Such blind optimism can only be based on the fact you are off for a romantic evening with the love of your life.
 
No, it couldn't be worse. When us married men are getting to the point of explaining why we go week in week out with no enjoyment, it means our life is hell as they will just add to it.
 
Why couldn't South Yorkshire finest manage the ferocious , vicious followings of Ipswich and the Crawley 76 on the same day ?
 

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