shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Think of all the benefits of playing on a Friday.
It's out of the way, leaving the whole weekend free for lots of fun! You could go to the seaside, or decorate the lounge.
Maybe go for a tramp in the country, and when you've caught the tramp, tell him that he's got it easy, what with no bills, no screaming kids, and not having to watch United, the biggest "work in progress" since some Egyptian said "You know what lads, I fancy being buried in a massive pointy house with no windows. Round some slaves up, and don't dawdle, I feel a bit peaky already."
You van watch Jeff and his his jolly mates without hurling abuse at the telly when the inevitable happens because hey, it's already happened, and you've had a nice sleep since then.
If we were to play Sheffield Football Top Trumps with out Wendy mates we could play Ched's card safe in the knowledge that we would win the Ex-Player Serving The Longest Prison Sentence category even if they play Madine.
It could be worse! We've hurtled up the league to an impressive 21st place, with a huge points tally of 5, and here's hoping that Wendy get tonked by Ipswich today.
It's out of the way, leaving the whole weekend free for lots of fun! You could go to the seaside, or decorate the lounge.
Maybe go for a tramp in the country, and when you've caught the tramp, tell him that he's got it easy, what with no bills, no screaming kids, and not having to watch United, the biggest "work in progress" since some Egyptian said "You know what lads, I fancy being buried in a massive pointy house with no windows. Round some slaves up, and don't dawdle, I feel a bit peaky already."
You van watch Jeff and his his jolly mates without hurling abuse at the telly when the inevitable happens because hey, it's already happened, and you've had a nice sleep since then.
If we were to play Sheffield Football Top Trumps with out Wendy mates we could play Ched's card safe in the knowledge that we would win the Ex-Player Serving The Longest Prison Sentence category even if they play Madine.
It could be worse! We've hurtled up the league to an impressive 21st place, with a huge points tally of 5, and here's hoping that Wendy get tonked by Ipswich today.