Is Pommpey & Roy still on International duty.....

[Piddie]

...at the world Cup? Cmon boys where's my take and the view from.

 

[diode_blade]

Been kidnapped by the shirecliffe sniper. Ransom demand, two pukka pies and a bag of jelly babies.

 

[Argentinemanager]

Is the shirecliffe sniper really sunjhi , ive never seen them in the same room

 

[Cappy]

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[Cappy]

 

[BushBlade]

I’ll do an abridged one in the style of Pommpey.

Yesterday was like having a difficult shit. We pushed and strained but we got there in the end, forcing out a huge steaming turd that was our victory over Huddersfield. Like a fat bloke doing a marathon in a dinosaur costume, we limped and sweated over the finish line to take the applause of the remaining supporters who hadn’t succumbed to hypothermia.

Wes 6 - like the flaccid cock of an ageing tramp, he had little to do.

Baldock 6 - up and down like my arse on a Gleadless lass and, like some of my more drunken exploits, with little end product.

Anel 10 - love Anel, me.

Egan 7 - like an old nun, he defended his box like God would frown on him if it was penetrated

Clark 7 - a full ninety minutes from him is a rare as a unicorn turd. Composed performance, much like when I took a bird from behind in a mini Metro.

Stevens 6 - like Wayne Rooney’s prostitutes of choice, coming to the Enda his career.

Norwood 4 - played pretty well but I don’t rate him, spends too much time hitting pinpoint passes and sucking Wilderballs.

Osborne 6 - he’s really small isn’t he? As small as the frozen dicks of our supporters, desperately retracting into their bodies to find warmth.

McAtee 6 - has progressed from looking like a child having a fight with his alcoholic step dad to a teenager threatening a 60 year old shopkeeper.

Ndiaye 10 - he surely must be one of Maradonna’s illegitimate sons. Or maybe Thierry Henry’s. He’s a good looking chap and I can imagine him spreading his seed around France with joyous abandon.

Sharp 8 - like a midget taking a tall girl from behind whilst stood on a Welsh dresser, that was a top shelf finish.

Bushh.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I’ll do an abridged one in the style of Pommpey.

Yesterday was like having a difficult shit. We pushed and strained but we got there in the end, forcing out a huge steaming turd that was our victory over Huddersfield. Like a fat bloke doing a marathon in a dinosaur costume, we limped and sweated over the finish line to take the applause of the remaining supporters who hadn’t succumbed to hypothermia.

Wes 6 - like the flaccid cock of an ageing tramp, he had little to do.

Baldock 6 - up and down like my arse on a Gleadless lass and, like some of my more drunken exploits, with little end product.

Anel 10 - love Anel, me.

Egan 7 - like an old nun, he defended his box like God would frown on him if it was penetrated

Clark 7 - a full ninety minutes from him is a rare as a unicorn turd. Composed performance, much like when I took a bird from behind in a mini Metro.

Stevens 6 - like Wayne Rooney’s prostitutes of choice, coming to the Enda his career.

Norwood 4 - played pretty well but I don’t rate him, spends too much time hitting pinpoint passes and sucking Wilderballs.

Osborne 6 - he’s really small isn’t he? As small as the frozen dicks of our supporters, desperately retracting into their bodies to find warmth.

McAtee 6 - has progressed from looking like a child having a fight with his alcoholic step dad to a teenager threatening a 60 year old shopkeeper.

Ndiaye 10 - he surely must be one of Maradonna’s illegitimate sons. Or maybe Thierry Henry’s. He’s a good looking chap and I can imagine him spreading his seed around France with joyous abandon.

Sharp 8 - like a midget taking a tall girl from behind whilst stood on a Welsh dresser, that was a top shelf finish.

Bushh.

pommpey out BushBlade in

 

[Snowflake]

I’ll do an abridged one in the style of Pommpey.

Yesterday was like having a difficult shit. We pushed and strained but we got there in the end, forcing out a huge steaming turd that was our victory over Huddersfield. Like a fat bloke doing a marathon in a dinosaur costume, we limped and sweated over the finish line to take the applause of the remaining supporters who hadn’t succumbed to hypothermia.

Wes 6 - like the flaccid cock of an ageing tramp, he had little to do.

Baldock 6 - up and down like my arse on a Gleadless lass and, like some of my more drunken exploits, with little end product.

Anel 10 - love Anel, me.

Egan 7 - like an old nun, he defended his box like God would frown on him if it was penetrated

Clark 7 - a full ninety minutes from him is a rare as a unicorn turd. Composed performance, much like when I took a bird from behind in a mini Metro.

Stevens 6 - like Wayne Rooney’s prostitutes of choice, coming to the Enda his career.

Norwood 4 - played pretty well but I don’t rate him, spends too much time hitting pinpoint passes and sucking Wilderballs.

Osborne 6 - he’s really small isn’t he? As small as the frozen dicks of our supporters, desperately retracting into their bodies to find warmth.

McAtee 6 - has progressed from looking like a child having a fight with his alcoholic step dad to a teenager threatening a 60 year old shopkeeper.

Ndiaye 10 - he surely must be one of Maradonna’s illegitimate sons. Or maybe Thierry Henry’s. He’s a good looking chap and I can imagine him spreading his seed around France with joyous abandon.

Sharp 8 - like a midget taking a tall girl from behind whilst stood on a Welsh dresser, that was a top shelf finish.

Bushh.

This should have had a warning “ contains sexual content”. Indeed on second thoughts it was all such content !!
Good diversion !!

 

[robbiez666]

Is the shirecliffe sniper really sunjhi , ive never seen them in the same room

I reckon it's Ndiaye. He's out of the country and no injuries.

 

[Cheesebored]

Norwood 4 - played pretty well but I don’t rate him, spends too much time hitting pinpoint passes and sucking Wilderballs.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Been kidnapped by the shirecliffe sniper. Ransom demand, two pukka pies and a bag of jelly babies.

But even if the kidnapper agrees to pay that will we really take him back?

 

[Roygbiv]

I'll have a view from out this evening at some stage

 

[Jon Bon II]

'Are'. ARE pompey and Roy still on International duty.

No worries.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I heard Roy had been apprehended after his “Veiw from the Rainbow” blog was discovered. Said it was Sunny and shite or something.

Misunderstanding over Pommpeys invite to the Embassy, where luckily for him he ended up on Mansfield Road rather than Saudi Land.

 

[Bell4]

I’ll do an abridged one in the style of Pommpey.

Yesterday was like having a difficult shit. We pushed and strained but we got there in the end, forcing out a huge steaming turd that was our victory over Huddersfield. Like a fat bloke doing a marathon in a dinosaur costume, we limped and sweated over the finish line to take the applause of the remaining supporters who hadn’t succumbed to hypothermia.

Wes 6 - like the flaccid cock of an ageing tramp, he had little to do.

Baldock 6 - up and down like my arse on a Gleadless lass and, like some of my more drunken exploits, with little end product.

Anel 10 - love Anel, me.

Egan 7 - like an old nun, he defended his box like God would frown on him if it was penetrated

Clark 7 - a full ninety minutes from him is a rare as a unicorn turd. Composed performance, much like when I took a bird from behind in a mini Metro.

Stevens 6 - like Wayne Rooney’s prostitutes of choice, coming to the Enda his career.

Norwood 4 - played pretty well but I don’t rate him, spends too much time hitting pinpoint passes and sucking Wilderballs.

Osborne 6 - he’s really small isn’t he? As small as the frozen dicks of our supporters, desperately retracting into their bodies to find warmth.

McAtee 6 - has progressed from looking like a child having a fight with his alcoholic step dad to a teenager threatening a 60 year old shopkeeper.

Ndiaye 10 - he surely must be one of Maradonna’s illegitimate sons. Or maybe Thierry Henry’s. He’s a good looking chap and I can imagine him spreading his seed around France with joyous abandon.

Sharp 8 - like a midget taking a tall girl from behind whilst stood on a Welsh dresser, that was a top shelf finish.

Bushh.

I`m framing this - wow - brilliant