Interview with Chris Wilder

[Johnstreetstand]

Where have you hidden Hussey's body.

 

[Bedrock Blade]

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[Bladepicker]

Google search, CTRL - V, CTRL - C.

You've just pasted before you've copied.

The word processing equivalent of putting milk in before the tea bag and hot water.

 

[Pinchy]

Would he bringemback?

Would he bringemallback?

Where does he stand on diversity? Would he sign a camp Zambian with a club foot?

Did he get a blow job in the dug-out at Northampton?

 

[The Crab]

In that case how many gorillas does it take to overpower Ms Crab's nephew after he's been on the e numbers?

Also what's the biggest room in his house?

On my only attempt so far to find out, I ran out of Gorillas.

 

[stringjunior]

Red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all?

 

[1danewhitehouse]

What's he dressing up as for MK?

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all?

Brown with bacon. Red for everything else.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

What's biggest animal he could KO in one punch?

 

[S5Blade]

Who invented the skip?

 

[Chief_Froley]

On my only attempt so far to find out, I ran out of Gorillas.

Bloody unacceptable! I've had enough of these empty promises! Wilder needs to just come out and say how much he is actually willing to take out of the transfer kitty each year to ensure a constant flow of gorillas until the job is properly done! If it's less than 5 then we may as well not turn up in the Championship next season!

Also could you ask if Chris if he is a condiments in the fridge or condiments in a cupboard kind of person?

 

[Chief_Froley]

“Women in Frankenstein are stereotyped as either sacrificial virgins, domestic angels or destructive, evil beings.”

In what ways and how far do you agree with this view of women in Frankenstein?

 

[The Crab]

Red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all?

Thats usually a decision I have to make there and then, gut feeling. Today would be a Brown day.

 

[Chief_Froley]

What would Wilder rather do; have sex with a goat but nobody knows that he did it or not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks that you did anyway?

 

[The Crab]

Who invented the skip?

The same guy who invented Skips crisps, and discovered Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. He's the richest man ever.

 

[The Crab]

Bloody unacceptable! I've had enough of these empty promises! Wilder needs to just come out and say how much he is actually willing to take out of the transfer kitty each year to ensure a constant flow of gorillas until the job is properly done! If it's less than 5 then we may as well not turn up in the Championship next season!

Also could you ask if Chris if he is a condiments in the fridge or condiments in a cupboard kind of person?

Not all bad news, although I ran out of Gorillas, I had a surplus of Geese, as a result of which I'm having a Fois Grais party.

 

[Chief_Froley]

Not all bad news, although I ran out of Gorillas, I had a surplus of Geese, as a result of which I'm having a Fois Grais party.

If ever there was a positive to glean from Adkins' reign last season it was the surplus of geese we all inherited once he was sacked and they were all made homeless...

 

[coaxingstar71]

No, it isnt a valid question. Why would you think he would reveal the names of players he is trying to sign???

I'm sure YorkBlade will be heavily filtering the suggested questions.
Btw, Silent Blade was talking to your lad at the forum footie on Sunday, really nice lad, but tell him there's no need to blast the ball at little kids!

 

[The Crab]

If ever there was a positive to glean from Adkins' reign last season it was the surplus of geese we all inherited once he was sacked and they were all made homeless...

Geese are bastards, therefore my sympathy canal for them is dry. Hissing nasty fuckers, although they hiss nicely at 200 degrees with a regular basting.

 

[Chief_Froley]

Hissing nasty fuckers, although they hiss nicely at 200 degrees with a regular basting.

I mist admit, that last bit made me laugh a lot more than it should have...

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Who invented the skip?

The same guy who invented Skips crisps, and discovered Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. He's the richest man ever.

Obviously, The Skipper!

 

[flashinblade1889]

Ask him does he think a boy will ever be able to swim faster than a shark?

 

[YorkBlade]

You can hear Tufty on BFBS today 5:15pm listen on SKY Channel 0211, freesat 786, the app or online: http://www.bfbs.com/radio/online/index.html

 

[YorkBlade]

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[WORKSOPBLADE]

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Great job. Well done.

 

[Pompey_Blade]

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Great interview, taking advantage of your job to have a chat with Tufty.

Nice of Wilder to thank all Armed Forces.

What feed back have you had from non blade listeners.

 

[YorkBlade]

Great interview, taking advantage of your job to have a chat with Tufty.

Nice of Wilder to thank all Armed Forces.

What feed back have you had from non blade listeners.

Most people seem very happy with my little indulgences every now and again. Really I just hope my fellow Blades enjoy it.

 

[Jacopo]

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Great to listen to that, thanks a lot YorkBlade

As Pompey_Blade has mentioned, another touch of class from CW in doffing his cap to all those in the Armed Forces. He's just great, isn't he?!