In jokes

[LoughboroBlade]

Stuart Beavon signing for us

I see your Stuart Beavon, and raise you a Chris Greenacre.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

We go again.
This team leaves it all on the pitch.
Incidentally, Woy in advance of the Palace game tonight, has said we need to ensure we leave nothing out on the pitch.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

The atmosphere was shit.
We were silent for the first half.
We need to get behind the team.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Nice beaver.

That's no beaver. I suspect you have been fooled before on the beaver front.

It's a marmot.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Paul Coutts and a Victoria's Secret carrier bag

 

[raul]

None of you lot had a chin between you before we arrived......

Yes your lads do seem to all have a lot of chins....

 

[northsomersetblade]

I see your Stuart Beavon, and raise you a Chris Greenacre.

I'll throw in Dan Burn

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

What's his name's Dad at the Petrol Station.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

For all the ex-BMers on here...

''Let Me Explain.....''

which pseudonym is he on now?

 

[super_pig]

You know Freeman, I think he’d make a good goalkeeper, because he has hands and I once saw him catch a ball.

(Stupid suggestions for players trying new positions)

could do a job.. pun intended
(another one)

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Summat to do with Simmo

 

[Sean Thornton]

What's his name's Dad at the Petrol Station.

Quiffy.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Could he do a job for us? If not, why not?

 

[gavtheblade]

Shitwasps.
Does he run the channels? ?.
Cue the forum police.
Roll on the cricket season.

 

[Snowman]

Couldn't believe nobody had mentioned the infestation from Bladesmad.
Bloody Bladesmaders, coming over ere, ruining our forum.

Teenage Illiterate Lager Louts. Or was it illiterate Teenage Lager Louts? Bring on da Pinchy to remind us.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Fucking BLUT is like a three week-old corpse

 

[Kenilworth]

Presume I am banned from this section?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

That's no beaver. I suspect you have been fooled before on the beaver front.

It's a marmot.

It's a transbeaver, stop putting labels on members of the LBMT community.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's a transbeaver, stop putting labels on members of the LBMT community.

Dam him?

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Head like a 50p !

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Lollipops

Colin's contract

"I demand a press conference / announcement / explanation"

Holiday in Vietnam

"Do I count in the attendance if ....?"

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

"If Porter scores ..."

 

[Selly]

South Barnsley

Where the unclean play

 

[super_pig]

I see your Stuart Beavon, and raise you a Chris Greenacre.

i raise you a chris o grady

 

[super_pig]

I'll throw in Dan Burn

couldn't remember his name!.. i’d just got over him(the Fulham defender as mentioned) as well .. so disappointed

 

[super_pig]

It's a transbeaver, stop putting labels on members of the LBMT community.

quality

 

[northsomersetblade]

Same owd same owd

 

[beatific blade]

"Roygbiv

Ta."

 

[Pinchy]

Teenage Illiterate Lager Louts. Or was it illiterate Teenage Lager Louts? Bring on da Pinchy to remind us.

TILD. I like some of them now though...

 

[8lade]

Meat feast pizza
(too soon?)