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I’m in Timbuktu/Antarctica/Mos Eisley this weekend, does anyone know a pub which is showing the game?

Timbuktu - The Sahara Arms has big screens and lovely comfy chairs. Beer selection is a bit rubbish though, as is anything alcoholic. They do a nice mint tea though.

Antartica - The Shackleton. Might be a bit cold in the beer garden and be careful in some of the high seat chairs, as there is often an old dear in one who will swear blind it is hers and that her niece got it.

Mos Eisley - By the wonder of Google I can see this Star Wars so I'm out and you'll have to find you own.
 
Timbuktu - The Sahara Arms has big screens and lovely comfy chairs. Beer selection is a bit rubbish though, as is anything alcoholic. They do a nice mint tea though.

Antartica - The Shackleton. Might be a bit cold in the beer garden and be careful in some of the high seat chairs, as there is often an old dear in one who will swear blind it is hers and that her niece got it.

Mos Eisley - By the wonder of Google I can see this Star Wars so I'm out and you'll have to find you own.


Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes make the Cantina boring. But there's a nice Irish bar around the corner that does a passable pint of Guinness. For the more "fashionable" types, Admiral Fietts does a range of real ales and IPA's, including Hipsters Cockwomble ( 7.2% ABV)
 
Ant got ten paahnds.

Marting.

For those totally in the dark, we provide (I think it was me and derrywan who did it) a definition of marting. For how this works in practice, Foxy is your man.

To Mart: To consummate an imaginary homosexual relationship with an unwilling participant in full view of their spouse as a means of achieving respect, admiration and a girlfriend. Generally undertaken by mentalists.
 
For those totally in the dark, we provide (I think it was me and derrywan who did it) a definition of marting. For how this works in practice, Foxy is your man.

To Mart: To consummate an imaginary homosexual relationship with an unwilling participant in full view of their spouse as a means of achieving respect, admiration and a girlfriend. Generally undertaken by mentalists.
:eek:
And I thought the Star Trek transporter was far fetched.
 

Only signing inexpensive players, say around £300K
 
someone needs to make a sticky of these terms and put it in the introduction section

‘unseen contribution’

:D
 

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