In jokes

[CopenhagenBlade]

Just wondering if we could make a list of the sites ‘in jokes/comments’ that long term users automatically get but new users take very seriously and react in an OTT manner.
For example;
Good luck to the lad

We will be taking out a few children and handicapped people at ......... Saturday

Need a couple of black lads up front

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Desso
Fax
Flu

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Kidney punch

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Billy Sharp's fuckin' useless....

X

 

[SteveBlade]

I've always had a soft spot for in jokes.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Black, pacy & French...

 

[wizadry]

Billy Sharp's fuckin' useless....

X

He said jokes!

 

[Snowman]

Billy Sharp's fuckin' useless....

X

Certainly is, AND tactically naive. (Or is that Wilder, I get confused).

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Wer U erd dis pal

 

[knowsnowt]

The tunnel.
Piss bombs.

 

[Rodley]

Fax Machine
The Great Flounce
WEERZ MUNNEH GONE MACCABE?

 

[DifferentClass]

Crab Industries
Wanker posts

 

[Rodley]

JEC
Unseen Work

 

[Blackheath Blade]

No pyro, no party.

Cue Pinchy - 5-4-3-2-1

 

[Fanny magnet]

In jokes =shit jokes

 

[Pollingtonblade]

That Sharps useless

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Monty the Traffic cone

 

[8lade]

Maybe some explanation too, ie

McCabe's back pocket. - Where every 'surplus' of cash disappears to usually after a transfer or sell-on windfall. In reality anybody who has studied the accounts (and if you can't be bothered there are various members on this forum willing to do it and pass on the salient information) knows there is rarely any cash left over after paying the bills. It is rumoured that after reading this site Kevin McCabe was so upset he had all the pockets removed from the rear of his trousers. Etc

 

[super_pig]

the desso.. Pompey in 3-2-1..
who owns the freehold?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Argos car park
Judge still posting on here?
Scott and Simon

 

[Selly]

Memries

A thread for the inaccurate recall of prior games against upcoming opposition, mainly used for Silent Blade to correct the errors and bump his like count.

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

Bramhall lane best place for in jokes.

 

[stringer]

Pig rag

 

[McGrath]

Memries

A thread for the inaccurate recall of prior games against upcoming opposition, mainly used for Silent Blade to correct the errors and bump his like count.

And for people who can't spell the word memories properly.... why is it so hard... why?

 

[wizadry]

Pig rag

That isn’t a joke Danny, wrong thread.

 

[McGrath]

Monty the Traffic cone

The only way Monty was a traffic cone was if he was a traffic cone being blown around by a tornado

 

[stringer]

That isn’t a joke Danny, wrong thread.

Sorry, where’s the bullshit myths thread?

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Calling Roygbiv weirdo

 

[Rodley]

And for people who can't spell the word memories properly.... why is it so hard... why?

Misspelt by “Warnock’s Box Blade” and every thread serves as a tribute to him.

 

[wizadry]

Sorry, where’s the bullshit myths thread?

New thread time?