I'm taking the credit for the win.

[stringjunior]

Instead of going to the game like a proper fan would have, I was home re-roofing the out house (shed). During the course of said re-roofing I got adhesive on my united shorts. The Footballing Gods delighted in this and were so busy doing their happy dance that they took their eye off our game.

You're welcome.

 

[shorehamview]

Instead of going to the game like a proper fan would have, I was home re-roofing the out house (shed). During the course of said re-roofing I got adhesive on my united shorts. The Footballing Gods delighted in this and we're so busy doing their happy dance that they took their eye off our game.

You're welcome.

How much of the glue fumes did you inhale? I’m guessing at “a lot”.

 

[dazzlingblade]

it's wrong to drink while roofing

 

[The Footballing Gods]

Instead of going to the game like a proper fan would have, I was home re-roofing the out house (shed). During the course of said re-roofing I got adhesive on my united shorts. The Footballing Gods delighted in this and were so busy doing their happy dance that they took their eye off our game.

You're welcome.

No. We were passing round the eye bleach.