I'm Not Saying Les Is Fat, But...

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:swfc: When his Mrs climbs on top of him her ears pop!

:swfc: When he gets stuck in a phone box, they have to grease his legs and throw a Mars Bar in to the street.

:swfc: He’s become so dense that light bends around him.

:swfc: He lost 28Lbs, by picking his teeth.

:swfc: When he saw an advert that said “Drink Canada Dry” he thought he’d give it a go!

:swfc: He thinks a ‘Spam Filter’ is a diet regime!

:swfc: In the morning, he gets out of BOTH sides of the bed.

:swfc: He has racing colours on his knife and fork.

:swfc: When McD’s heard he was coming for a drive through, they just nailed a sign to the Wicker Arches.

:swfc: The Aliens on Jupiter look at Earth, and wonder what that curious pink spot is.
 

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