Sean the Blade
Member
:swfc: When his Mrs climbs on top of him her ears pop!
:swfc: When he gets stuck in a phone box, they have to grease his legs and throw a Mars Bar in to the street.
:swfc: He’s become so dense that light bends around him.
:swfc: He lost 28Lbs, by picking his teeth.
:swfc: When he saw an advert that said “Drink Canada Dry” he thought he’d give it a go!
:swfc: He thinks a ‘Spam Filter’ is a diet regime!
:swfc: In the morning, he gets out of BOTH sides of the bed.
:swfc: He has racing colours on his knife and fork.
:swfc: When McD’s heard he was coming for a drive through, they just nailed a sign to the Wicker Arches.
:swfc: The Aliens on Jupiter look at Earth, and wonder what that curious pink spot is.
:swfc: When he gets stuck in a phone box, they have to grease his legs and throw a Mars Bar in to the street.
:swfc: He’s become so dense that light bends around him.
:swfc: He lost 28Lbs, by picking his teeth.
:swfc: When he saw an advert that said “Drink Canada Dry” he thought he’d give it a go!
:swfc: He thinks a ‘Spam Filter’ is a diet regime!
:swfc: In the morning, he gets out of BOTH sides of the bed.
:swfc: He has racing colours on his knife and fork.
:swfc: When McD’s heard he was coming for a drive through, they just nailed a sign to the Wicker Arches.
:swfc: The Aliens on Jupiter look at Earth, and wonder what that curious pink spot is.