If You Look On The Bright Side

[Tyler Durden]

No one will be able to say which is which. I certainly couldn't

Burslem = Depression in solid form.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

The only certainties in life are we will die and United will lose at Wembley.

Taxes, don't forget taxes
(unless you're a millionaire exiled property developer or part of the Saudi Royal Family that is..)

 

[Barney]

The only certainties in life are we will die

Not necessarily.

 

[Finnieston]

If I'm scattered atoms on a dying planet - does my season ticket still count towards attendance figures?

Do you save wicked women? Save one for me will ya..

 

[Bladesway]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

If you really want to look on the bright side this is a forum talking about a game. No more or less important than that. I've struggled to genuinely care about SUFC since it was clear no one there in charge gives a shit about us. Better things to worry about. Like is WWF McCabes financial advisor? Or is Sean Thornton related to Grant?

 

[dingledog]

At long last someone who has grasped the reality of our situation.

What I reall wanted to know is will we get out of league 3 before labour gets elected to government? Or is that just another pipe dream?

Enjoy your day everyone, it's one day closer to oblivion.