If You Look On The Bright Side

[Tyler Durden]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

 

[Gavlar]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

well that's cheered me up no end, I'm off to slit me wrists.........

 

[Tyler Durden]

well that's cheered me up no end, I'm off to slit me wrists.........

Depends how you look at it.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

We are truly but grains of sand in the desert of life

 

[Stretch]

Yes yes, but has Morsy signed yet or what?

 

[Rodley]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

Appreciate the sentiment, but unlikely.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Where you heard that pal?

 

[Lane Ender]

We're here for a good time not a long time.
Line em up landlord

 

[Blade56]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

Are you that bloke with the banner sayin End of the World is Nigh ?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

Billion to 1 chance we are here, you would think overcoming such mental odds we could beat the likes of fucking Rochdale and Southend.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

If you think about it, we're all dying from the second we're born.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

Brought a tear to my eye that, its so poetic, I will be seing you in a different light tyles. I'm like floating on a blue cloud man, ilove you all.( except megson, he can fuck off) but everybody else :-* :-* :-*

 

[1973Blade]

The only certainties in life are we will die and United will lose at Wembley.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

The only certainties in life are we will die and United will lose at Wembley.

depends what you mean by die as your atoms will live on - the second one fair enough

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Has anyone had a near death experience whilst watching United?
Has anyone ever had their name called out over the PA to locate the nearest steward?
Has anyone ever gone to the match and then return home to find their wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend in bed with someone else?
Has anyone ever wondered, United. Why?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

United, why?

Your goal in life, your destiny, your crock of shit....

 

[Blade82]

The sad thing is we sacrifice time and money from our loved ones to watch these cunts. If we really treasured the important things in life the ground would be empty!

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

are you ITK?

 

[Paisley Blade]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

I once went for a drink in Mexborough and it was a bit like that.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Life is meaningless and everything dies.

You, your loved ones and your dearest friends will one day be scattered atoms on a dying planet. Every treasured memory you have is stored inside a brain that will one day rot into the ground or consumed by fire.

The chances of you ever being alive in the first place, when set against the unimaginable vastness of space and time are many billions of times more remote than a Euromillions lottery win.

So the plight of Sheffield United when seen in that context is a lot more bearable, and probably doesn't warrant 500 threads per day on how we're shit.

Actively do something about this plight or resign yourself to shiteness......until you die.

If I'm scattered atoms on a dying planet - does my season ticket still count towards attendance figures?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Are you that bloke with the banner sayin End of the World is Nigh ?

The end of the world is Nigel?

 

[Sean Thornton]

The only certainties in life are we will die and United will lose at Wembley.

Plus McCabe will never pay tax.

 

[metalblade]

Do my loyalty points guarantee me a ticket to Hell?

 

[1973Blade]

Do my loyalty points guarantee me a ticket to Hell?

I'll swap my ticket to hell for a ticket for the AFC Wimbledon game.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Do my loyalty points guarantee me a ticket to Hell?

If it's £30 then Lucifer can fuck off. I'll go to purgatory instead and just pretend it's Port Vale.

 

[s4-blade]

Well this thread's a barrel of laughs.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Well this thread's a barrel of laughs.

Well if we're all going to be miserable bastards then I might as well go for the top shelf.

 

[northsomersetblade]

If it's £30 then Lucifer can fuck off. I'll go to purgatory instead and just pretend it's Port Vale.

No one will be able to say which is which. I certainly couldn't

 

[blade.i.am]

Life is just a shit
When you look at it......

 

[nopigfansintown]