If we haven't scored when do you start to panic?

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When do you start to panic, if the score is still 0-0 on Saturday?

  • 1 minute - the sound of the Greasy Chip Butty fades out and we still haven't scored. 'Hoof it'

    Votes: 32 19.5%
  • 15 minutes - plastic fans arriving late see it is still goalless

    Votes: 3 1.8%
  • 45 minutes - at half time Gary Sinclair talks of 'Premier League Blades'. Wilder punches him.

    Votes: 14 8.5%
  • 60 minutes - even the drunk fan who came in fancy dress as Mr Blobby is panicking

    Votes: 72 43.9%
  • 90 minutes - fans head in hands, up pops McGoldrick to get last minute winner.

    Votes: 43 26.2%

  • Total voters
    164
0-0 at half time, and a minor panic will occur

Winning 1-0 with five minutes to play and the Northern General better get some beds ready

We could, in theory. send any overflow to the Sheffield Side-Splitting Hospital but it’s full of the victims of Fax Machine and Bog Roll gags at the moment.
 



About 60 minutes.

But that doesn't mean it's time for us to Sit In Silence And Get Nervous, we have to go the other way this happens and maximise the intensity. Kicking towards the Kop I'm sure this team would then make a breakthrough.
 
About 60 minutes.

But that doesn't mean it's time for us to Sit In Silence And Get Nervous, we have to go the other way this happens and maximise the intensity. Kicking towards the Kop I'm sure this team would then make a breakthrough.

Nope that's the time when all the casual fans who are rocking up for the first time in years will start yelling: "gerrit int mixer"...
 
I’d settle for either a Billy Sharp 90th minute winner for obvious reasons or Madine to score the goal that sends us up just to rub it in the pigs faces that little bit more.
 

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