If we go up...

[Linz]

... let's buy Tevez

 

[Sensiblade]

lmao

 

[The One]

Third party agreement?

 

[Linz]

Third party agreement?

I'll still be hung over from the first and second parties

 

[The One]

I'll still be hung over from the first and second parties

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Come on!!!

 

[Linz]

Well I should imagine Stoke have to cough up for Beattie...

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

Well I should imagine Stoke have to cough up for Beattie...

Their chairman was on SSN saying they have to pay extra for a few players because of staying up.

Also he wore his Sheff Utd shin pads at the weekend, and were visible under his white socks

 

[happyhippy]

... let's buy Tevez

And make him the club mascot. It'd save our pirate the bother, and is probably easier to train than a goat.

 

[madeinsheffield]

We could pay his fee in installments we get from West Spam, thats Karma my friends