I named my pet after a united player...

[kingston RAWW]

...therefore my adult film star name is....

My first pet was a rabbit that i named Woody, after Alan obviously...
my mothers maiden name was Onions..

which makes my adult film star name...

WOODY ONIONS

Thanks Alan.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Pip Fox

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Flicker Barrow for me....

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Harvey Swainston.

 

[Deleted member 875]

Arthur Bower

 

[kingston RAWW]

A pet called Arthur? What was it?

 

[Darren]

A pet called Arthur? What was it?

I named a goldfish after named Trenton Wiggan, so I would be Trenton Peaker.
My other half has a cat called Lola and her mum's maiden name was Detroit.

Trenton Peaker and Lola Detroit? We should start our own film company now...

 

[GAZBLADE]

Tangy Lawlor!

 

[Guesty]

My first pet was a cat my Dad named after a United player, making my adult film name:

T.C Kingsley.

Now we just need a thread about D.O.B and PINs.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Ivor Smallcock

My first pet was an engine.

 

[judge]

Cunt sack

 

[blade too long]

I had several koi fish
I called on Pikey and another geoff salmon

so my porn star name wood be pikey hough

 

[upton blade]

got a 9 month old terrier here called Ched. he was born and bred in Wales.

 

[Tidzablade]

Big Jim Buckley

 

[Foxy]

Ned (after Alan Kelly of course) Low

 

[Northyorksblade]

I named a goldfish after named Trenton Wiggan, so I would be Trenton Peaker.
My other half has a cat called Lola and her mum's maiden name was Detroit.

Trenton Peaker and Lola Detroit? We should start our own film company now...

Why doesn't that surprise me

 

[Jon Bon]

Dennis Longhorn Mahmood

 

[Billyblade]

I had a rabbit called Vanessa and my Mum's maiden name was Del Rio.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Ming Miller (it was a siamese cat)

 

[Jon Bon]

Ming Miller (it was a siamese cat)

Not someone you would want to encounter around Millmoor on a floodlight-less night...