How to solve a problem like Moose

[LW_Blade]

Obviously has talent, gets gassed after an hour. But his half arsed problem is there for all to see.
Never busts his arse to get into the box, or to get back and defend( A good example was Billy last night defending in his own half near the very end of the game)
Lys always seems to be 'on his heels', not on his toes. Kids are told this at an early age in coaching.
Drives me insane, and I bet i does CW & the rest of the coaching staff tbh.

 

[Balham]

That’ll be the Maccies

Seen him with my own eyes in a Maccies, drive through in Lambo, bought a right bag full!

Daft question maybe but can he cook? There have been a few articles recently about top pros getting chefs in to sort their nutrition out (Harry Kane employs one full time for example): maybe the club should be pushing that for him?

 

[mancunianblade]

Seen him with my own eyes in a Maccies, drive through in Lambo, bought a right bag full!

which one? Do well getting a Lamborghini through a Drive through!! those corners are alloy wheel killers

 

[Rob86]

Daft question maybe but can he cook? There have been a few articles recently about top pros getting chefs in to sort their nutrition out (Harry Kane employs one full time for example): maybe the club should be pushing that for him?

But in this situation, what would he tell the chef to cook !

 

[Rob86]

I was probably well OTT about how bad he’s been recently, but it’s as if he comes off the bench and if something hasn’t happened within 10 minutes he gives up.

The chasing down the keeper/defenders etc. has stopped. Appreciate that won’t be a marker as to how good he is but he just seems to have lost that, go on I’ll say it - desire.

Great cameo at Chelsea, Arsenal at home started and looked good, Burnley at home better and then Man U at home best performance of the season. Very good away at City.

Then Arsenal away, looked fucked after half an hour ! What has happened, not recovered since then IMO.

 

[8lade]

I saw him in pizza hut ordering 6 pizzas . He was on his own.

But I tell lies

I heard he drinks a bottle of Coronavirus before the match just to take the edge off his raw power.

 

[Big.Dane.w]

which one? Do well getting a Lamborghini through a Drive through!! those corners are alloy wheel killers

Archer road, no kerb

 

[Yewsman]

Whenever he has played recently (though I didn’t see the game last night) he always looks to me like he has a bit of a limp or slightly awkward walk. I do wonder if he is carrying some sort of injury?

 

[bromtom]

Although I appreciate Cristiano Ronaldo is on a totally different level, his attitude to fitness, diet, not drinking needs to be shown to players who may waver shall we say. Love the Moose but I would hate it if he never reached his full potential. Plenty of time to scoff, drink etc after a successful career played with the right attitude.

Don't need to look at Ronaldo, he sees Billy Sharp and George Baldock multiple times a week.

Billy is as fit as he's ever been at 34, with a young family so I imagine there's a lot of abstaining from Pizza Hut etc, and George looks after himself so well I can't even wrap my head around what being that fit is like.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

McBurnie is his best partner.

 

[Bladesway]

Seems like a bit of a space cadet to me, McBurnie is pretty dumb and does some stupid things, however Mousset is either very laid back or should change his nickname to 'bungalow'.

This decades Nade in my opinion. Which way he goes is totally up to him.

 

[Ricky]

He should be made to do a coursework assignment on Christian Nade.

Forget training for a few days.

Maybe it will click.