How do you get a message to Gary Sinclair?

[GrayBlade]

Anyone got hold of him yet? Try Facebook....

Has anybody tried Tw@tter?

 

[BridBladesman]

Signed...in pigs blood

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Signed

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

You forgot to click your heels together

I tried this earlier. Opened my eyes and found myself in the bogs at Maggie Mays.

 

[YES Blade]

No doubt he’ll play it and with a full house he’ll be in his element, a load of shit gags again.

Can we have that useless bloke who normally stands in when Gary is off? He’s crap but at least he’s not cringeworthy!

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

One for the final whistle (assuming the Blades have won). In 2002, Basel beat Man. United and this was played...no 'Tom Hark' or triumphalist bollox. Just appropriate and tasteful.

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Hmmm. "The Winner Takes it All" is actually a very sad song. Not at all what we need to be playing after doubling the porcine.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Knock yourself out SwissBlade , you could even buy a copy - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/bouncing-day-clarke-now-hear-united-sing-single/1324793874

My god i've just listened to the preview and it's worse than i remember

I haven't actually heard this yet, I must have been at the loo when he played it at whatever game it was.

Just listened to the preview and fuck me, that is absolutely terrible!

 

[Rodders]

He’s always been one for overplaying dire fan-made songs. Think back to the late 90s...

“And it’s here in Sheffield twoooooo where all I want to doooooo....is back the Blades and see the Owls go down!”

I wonder if the composer of that song ever thought about a follow up single about... say... Desso?

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I’ve never heard it, but I’m guessing it’s shit

It's not even that good.

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

If he plays it, I'll pay the court fines and fees for whatever Wednesday fan hits him square on his bald head with a £2 coin.

 

[Shoes_On]

What exactly does 'Clarke now hear' mean?

 

[Sean Thornton]

What exactly does 'Clarke now hear' mean?

Lennon and McCartney didn't write it.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Some things are best left as an unfulfilled drunken idea. Like ménage à trois with your next door neighbour or texting an ex.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Lennon and McCartney didn't write it.

Sounds more like a Syd Barrett outtake.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Sounds more like a Syd Barrett outtake.

When he was living with his mum and painting his wardrobe funny colours.

 

[bromtom]

The only sort of United mildly cocky one



Plenty of rock, no Maggie Mays stuff, need to whip people up not play Earth Wind and Fire.

And should we win.



And should we lose, start playing hi ho silver lining but interupt it with a comedy record scratch and scream "CUNTS" down the mic haha

 

[tomtheblade]

Love Annie's song of course, but you know the game's about to start when you hear 'Meet her at the love parade' ramping up. Something about it gets us in the mood to do battle.

We should pump it as loud as possible and get the crowd going (not bouncing)

 

[bromtom]

Love Annie's song of course, but you know the game's about to start when you hear 'Meet her at the love parade' ramping up. Something about it gets us in the mood to do battle.

We should pump it as loud as possible and get the crowd going (not bouncing)

This is one of my 67 year old Dad's favourite songs now which I find hilarious when you look at his record collection.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I wonder if the composer of that song ever thought about a follow up single about... say... Desso?

B side

 

[mattbianco1]

Love Annie's song of course, but you know the game's about to start when you hear 'Meet her at the love parade' ramping up. Something about it gets us in the mood to do battle.

We should pump it as loud as possible and get the crowd going (not bouncing)

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAM. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAM.

 

[mattbianco1]

Like ménage à trois with your next door neighbour

There's a few neighbours on my street that I wouldn't mind though. I'd even let them play that song on repeat given the chance

 

[Dane Redhouse]

the bouncing day song... the most embarrassing thing to ever come out of the lane since Dean Hammond. If he plays that at half time I expect Chris wilder to come out and deck him!!

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Gary Sinclair is shit. Hes really annoying, cringeworthy and its about time someone else took over.

 

[Chapel Allerton]

Knock yourself out SwissBlade , you could even buy a copy - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/bouncing-day-clarke-now-hear-united-sing-single/1324793874

My god i've just listened to the preview and it's worse than i remember

Great Odin's raven!! My ears!! Make it stop!! I CAN'T UNHEAR THIS!! DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!!!!!!!!

 

[mattbianco1]

Send him an email with the title ‘I love Maggie Mays because.....’

...Rohypnol hits over 60s quicker??

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

...Rohypnol hits over 60s quicker??

I've just coughed my tea through my nose

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I've just coughed my tea through my nose

...and I’ve just done a snart - simultaneous sneeze and fart

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Dear Gary,

Please, I repeat, PLEASE, do not play that God awful Bouncing Day Massacre song that you and Kevin Gage listen to in the Manor House lock ins.

Imagine the embarrassment should our porcine neighbours hear that blaring out.

Let's just stick to the proper tunes like Annie's Song (played in full please) and Rose Garden etc. Oh and KC and the Sunshine Band - Give it Up.

Yours
Mattbianco (And all signed below)

..and please don't announce the attendance figure in that "astonished" tone of voice you normally use.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

..and please don't announce the attendance figure in that "astonished" tone of voice you normally use.

Perhaps people could refrain from clapping themselves when they hear it too.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Knock yourself out SwissBlade , you could even buy a copy - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/bouncing-day-clarke-now-hear-united-sing-single/1324793874

My god i've just listened to the preview and it's worse than i remember

Clarke looks like he's getting it on with invisible triplets:-