Hoof Rebel Alliance

[bricktop]

I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other

I say
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
Don't you walk thru my words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said you've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home

And I say
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
Don't you cramp me style
Don't you queer on me pitch
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

I hurried back to the swimming pool
Sinkin' pina coladas
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder
She said I've got it you want it
My harvest is the best
And if you try it you'll like it
And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday

And I say
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
Don't you walk thru her words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru her words
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it
I don't like hoof oh no
I :heart: it

 

[blade too long]

so thats what Megson was singing

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Isn't this soooo last week..?

 

[shorehamview]

Isn't this soooo last week..?

Last week? All this :heart: Hoof/Real Ale bollocks is about as funny as amoebic dysentery and as currently relevant as horse-drawn carriages and galleons. Still, that's never going to stop some people. After all, ITV still show On The Buses at least once a month, so some people have a sense of humour that hasn't evolved beyond whoopee cushions and pretend dog shit.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Phoney dog poo

 

[Pinchy]

It's actually soooooo last century but it's taken SUFC 20 years longer than anyone else to realise it. Some of our fans, the sinister We :heart: Hoof Brigade, cling on for dear life.

Upanatem!

 

[judge]

Well done on dragging this shit back up brownie

 

[Pinchy]

Well done on dragging this shit back up brownie

I think someone's in denial!

Go on Judge, reveal the secret handshake.

 

[boo radley]

Come on Brownie, a recent thread got closed for such childish behaviour, Just when I was thinking of board members for a clean up group. The 3 board members initials fitted well with the group name of MOP.:tut::tut:

 

[DuncDisorderly]

It's actually soooooo last century but it's taken SUFC 20 years longer than anyone else to realise it. Some of our fans, the sinister We :heart: Hoof Brigade, cling on for dear life.

Upanatem!

The problem Pinchy is that you are seeing an infinate number of greys and choosing to describe them as either black or white. The fact is that we are retaining possession a little better, but the old style was not one thing, and this is not a completely different thing.

Against Brentford I saw at least 10 occasions where the centre halves (noticably Harry) played a speculative ball into the forward channels which resulted in us losing possession. So, what is that called..? In the end, the only thing that REALLY matters is that we score more goals than they score. The rest is bullshit...

 

[Pinchy]

I counted them all out, and I'm...

 

[bricktop]

Next meeting - The Moorfoot, where delicious Smoothflow will be served in plastic glasses, there will be a talk about the world greatest throw in's, an appreciation of Talk Sport, a discussion about John Beck's Cambridge United being the greatest long ball side ever, and topped off with a video of Sheffield United hoofing their way through the leagues between 1988 and 1990.

We don't like Hoof. We :heart: it!

 

[alcoblade]

I think someone's in denial!

Go on Judge, reveal the secret handshake.

Yawn. Boring **** just doesn't cover it.

UTB

 

[bricktop]

If your tired Alco then, why don't you have a lie down?

 

[alcoblade]

If your tired Alco then, why don't you have a lie down?

No, just bored. Hope this helps.

UTB

 

[bricktop]

No, just bored. Hope this helps.

UTB

What about reading one of Darren and Walthy's politics threads to ease the boredom?

 

[alcoblade]

What about reading one of Darren and Walthy's politics threads to ease the boredom?

Anything with a bit of substance. Speaking of which, I'm on the lash later......



UTB

 

[bricktop]

The Only Was Is Smoothflow

You know it makes sense!

(besides your a jammy fucker as i've got work in the morning!)

---------- Post added at 03:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:43 PM ----------

Late Change to the schedule.

We will also include a video of Monty's greatest goals, including the one where he hoofs it in to the top corner from 30 yards

We don't like hoof, we :heart: it

 

[Ollessendro]

I wonder if this thread will be closed and the the OP be told that he might want to go post somehwere else? Will there be the same number of complaints that Mr Brown is not 'acting in the spirit of the forum'?

(reasonable bit of satire though Brownie. Made me chuckle But have you opened a can of worms by giving creating something concrete on this fictional factional group?)

 

[Micalijo]

Sorry Ollie, I have made a formal complaint that you are ruining, yes ruining, not only this forum, but my life in general. Go and post somewhere else, you aint wanted round here pal. I mean, I just have to read your posts and when I do they really upset me and like I did at school I grass on people that make me feel sad.

Advice to you mate, start calling folk schizo and mention that people are touching em sens when they post perfectly sensible comments - that's what this forum is all about.

 

[Foxy]

Advice to you mate, start calling folk schizo and mention that people are touching em sens when they post perfectly sensible comments - that's what this forum is all about.

Believe it or not, it's about discussing the Blades and not about trying to get a rise out of people or creating post upon post of the same fictitious divisions under the guise of being "humorous".