Hello! so i'm looking for the brunette guy i met in the Ifc vs napoli game (7/9) on the bus. He supports sheffield utd.

[Torrix1889]

I really, really want this to be somehow linked to the QPR fan whose 29 year old missus and mother of his children was seen necking with an 18 year old on the Norwich away concourse on Wednesday night leading to a plea to the club from said jilted spouse to allow access to their CCTV....

 

[Jinxy1966]

He'll bring some eels and mash

She might prefer him to bring pie & liquor

 

[SB_90]

Half time announcement tomorrow, him running out of kop bog to meet you in the centre circle.
Can see it all, sky doing full coverage.

 

[Jinxy1966]

There’s no bigger blade than me……..

 

[coaxingstar71]

Come on Egyptian_fan96 , have you found this Adonis yet? The suspense is killing us!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Let’s narrow it down across the fanbase.

Brunette? That rules out 70+% of men on the Kop and 90+% of men on SS G&H as they have shaven heads/bald.

Every bloke on John Street would rather have a cup of tea and a slice of cake than a bothersome romance which their mothers wouldn’t approve of because this lady appears to be a bit of a fast cat.

No one on BLUT who went there for the singing section has ever spoken to a female. Plus she doesn’t mention morbid obesity.

SS A&B would never leave Sheffield. SS central behind dugouts are only interested in abusing away fans led by Linz Zena Warrior Princess, the only woman in their lives.

GLTTL

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Twitter might be way to go with this Egyptian_fan96

Nobody has ever found their lifetime partner on this forum it could be a first

 

[Sean Thornton]

Nobody has ever found their lifetime partner on this forum it could be a first

Knowsnowt went close with that fat hippie chick. And Greasy Chap Butty sends himself a Valentine Card on the 14th of every month.

 

[Jinxy1966]

Does she go for Luxor personality ?

 

[SwissBlade]

Nobody has ever found their lifetime partner on this forum it could be a first

This forum is the lifetime partner of many on here.

 

[Grecian2000]

I lost my virginity to Xitintoday by Nik Turner, a concept album centred around the Egyptian Book of the Dead.

'kin hell, a concept album, that's well impressive.
Lost mine to a Motown 7" single and still had time to wipe my knob on the curtains and scarper before it hit the final grooves.

 

[RecordBreakers]

Who ever this blade is, his finger smash game must be

Ah the good ol fingering game, is this still a thing?

 

[Eza Blade]

Ah the good ol fingering game, is this still a thing?

If there was a gold medal for Petting the kitty i would be in the running. It’s not been great for the missus with all the practice I put in. I tried getting her on the mood the other night and some bloke shook my hand from down there

 

[MobileBlade]

Nobody has ever found their lifetime partner on this forum it could be a first

Infairness, I think Crouchy has slept with half of the forum. Not sure if that counts.

 

[diode_blade]

"Kiss my shiny metal assss"

 

[Northyorksblade]

Nobody has ever found their lifetime partner on this forum it could be a first

Someone did on the previous forum and are living happily in the US of A

 

[Crouchy]

Infairness, I think Crouchy has slept with half of the forum. Not sure if that counts.

Jesus. I knew I had an alcohol problem, but it was clearly much worse than I previously thought

To anyone on the forum I've shagged but not contacted since, I am truly sorry.

 

[Cappy]

I wonder how much life is in this thread once the OP rightfully abandons it. So far this is the 82nd post since she last contributed

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Is this him?

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That Barnet is epic, almost looks like a hat.

I can't talk much, my hair looks like a 20 year old carpet where all the main bit of it have worn away!

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Half time announcement tomorrow, him running out of kop bog to meet you in the centre circle.
Can see it all, sky doing full coverage.

Sit in your fucking seat (in a Michael Caine voice)

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Let’s narrow it down across the fanbase.

Brunette? That rules out 70+% of men on the Kop and 90+% of men on SS G&H as they have shaven heads/bald.

Every bloke on John Street would rather have a cup of tea and a slice of cake than a bothersome romance which their mothers wouldn’t approve of because this lady appears to be a bit of a fast cat.

No one on BLUT who went there for the singing section has ever spoken to a female. Plus she doesn’t mention morbid obesity.

SS A&B would never leave Sheffield. SS central behind dugouts are only interested in abusing away fans led by Linz Zena Warrior Princess, the only woman in their lives.

GLTTL

Just thrilled to be in the Kop 30%. I am a condender!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Just thrilled to be in the Kop 30%. I am a condender!

Or possibly a contender. ☺

 

[raimond]

Jesus. I knew I had an alcohol problem, but it was clearly much worse than I previously thought

To anyone on the forum I've shagged but not contacted since, I am truly sorry.

No worries pal, UTB

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I’d recommend setting up a crowdfunding site to find him and fund the wedding and we’ll all chip in

I will if we get some pictures of her tits. Otherwise, no can do.

 

[Jinxy1966]

I will if we get some pictures of her tits. Otherwise, no can do.

She’ll do fanny pics but Nefertitis

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Let’s narrow it down across the fanbase.

Brunette? That rules out 70+% of men on the Kop and 90+% of men on SS G&H as they have shaven heads/bald.

Every bloke on John Street would rather have a cup of tea and a slice of cake than a bothersome romance which their mothers wouldn’t approve of because this lady appears to be a bit of a fast cat.

No one on BLUT who went there for the singing section has ever spoken to a female. Plus she doesn’t mention morbid obesity.

SS A&B would never leave Sheffield. SS central behind dugouts are only interested in abusing away fans led by Linz Zena Warrior Princess, the only woman in their lives.

GLTTL

Also, if he goes to football matches, that rules out anyone who posts on Shoutbox.

We'll narrow this right down at this rate.

 

[SwissBlade]

Infairness, I think Crouchy has slept with half of the forum. Not sure if that counts.

Thats a brain fuck....

I have never met Crouchy... to my knowledge
I have therefore never knowlingly slept with Crouchy
I am therefore in the 50% that haven't slept with Crouchy
Or have i just forgotten about it and i could've met Crouchy unknowingly and slept with her/ him/ it/ they...

 

[VM198]

This forum is the lifetime partner of many on here.

No need to rub it in then, eh!!!!!!!!

 

[Champagneblade]

Jesus. I knew I had an alcohol problem, but it was clearly much worse than I previously thought

To anyone on the forum I've shagged but not contacted since, I am truly sorry.

Thanks Crouchy, means a lot

 

[Bladebri]

We need a calm response to this.
ask the bus company if they have cctv, if they do get a image and post on here, simples