Hello! so i'm looking for the brunette guy i met in the Ifc vs napoli game (7/9) on the bus. He supports sheffield utd.

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

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Richard Keys ran out of wax strips doing his feet



Or was it when Ron Jeremy met Vanessa Feltz on their first date?

 

[Barney]

You were with this man

 

[Eza Blade]

who was I with?

 

[Barney]

Were you with this man?

 

[Gaini Blade]

im sparticus

No, I'm Spartacus and what's more I can walk like an Egyptian.

 

[brownblade]

He was with 2 of his friends. All I know about him is
that one of his friends supports Ifc and the guy
himself supports sheffield utd, and he's been to a
Jamie xx concert for a couple of times hahaha super
long shot but what a girl got to lose ya?

Oh right.

Anyway, can I ask, from your neutral perspective, what you think are the reasons behind our injury "curse"?

 

[El Volví]

To be honest it lost me with Jaime xx!

But having Googled said name and made the mistake of listening to the shite that came up on YouTube it's a no from me.

 

[A_Bladesman]

No, I'm Spartacus and what's more I can walk like an Egyptian.

I just did the Egyptian dance. I always preferred unchained melody.

 

[Tarqs]

I was asking if you'd rather go to the Guinea Fowl park, or have a walk around windsor followed by a lovely lamb lunch

 

[Greenwich Blade]

I lost my virginity to Xitintoday by Nik Turner, a concept album centred around the Egyptian Book of the Dead.

 

[GodricBlade]

I lost my virginity to Xitintoday by Nik Turner, a concept album centred around the Egyptian Book of the Dead.

Great fact that.
I lost mine to girl called Katie.

 

[wizadry]

He was with 2 of his friends. All I know about him is
that one of his friends supports Ifc and the guy
himself supports sheffield utd, and he's been to a
Jamie xx concert for a couple of times hahaha super
long shot but what a girl got to lose ya?

Please excuse my 2 friends, they never bath or shower, I’ve told them before about it but they never listen.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Don't know why this thread made me think of this, but I went to a meeting today and a guy attending was an absolute dead ringer for that jowly chopped butcher from Corrie!

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

who was I with?

Were you wi yersen?

 

[FriethBlade]

Thread of the year without a doubt

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Richard Keys ran out of wax strips doing his feet



Or was it when Ron Jeremy met Vanessa Feltz on their first date?

Ron Jeremy and his first date with Vanessa, that reminds me I need to buy an industrial sized tub of yakult tomorrow.

 

[wavy-blade]

It never fucking is

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Have some goodwill in your hearts you miserable set of sods

It's sweet.

If she does find him He will take her out for pie and chips, bend her over the bonnet of a ford Cortina and give her a good seeing to, then bin her off. It's hardly Mills and Boon is it?!

 

[The Crab]

Are you suggesting we all smash our knobs with a hammer...

Think I'll pass!

I've had worse dates.....

 

[El Volví]

Hang on, Liverpool you say....

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

If she does find him He will take her out for pie and chips, bend her over the bonnet of a ford Cortina and give her a good seeing to, then bin her off. It's hardly Mills and Boon is it?!

They might end up in the Fake Taxi

 

[Bladepicker]

I lost my virginity to Xitin today

Was she Chinese?

 

[Snowflake]

Like Bert I'd never be seen dead on something as low class as a bus!

What’s a “bus” ?

 

[TJB.]

Was she Chinese?

Nepalese. Her full name was actually Iz Xitin Yet.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Was she Chinese?

Yes, and half an hour later I wanted another one.

 

[El Volví]

What’s a “bus” ?

Apparently it's what poor people use to 'get around' or go to 'work'.
I don't know any poor people, I don't think I'd like them!

 

[FredZeppelin]

Regardless of which one of us the OP is seeking, the whole potential relationship will be doomed unless Egyptian_fan96 actually like Bounty bars and can fit at least three segments into her mouth at the same time .
As we all know, only real Blades love Bounty's. The ones that don't can all sod off to Hillsborough!
utb

 

[CornwallBlade]

Were you wi yersen?

On Ilkley Moor b’aht hat!

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Yes, and half an hour later I wanted another one.

Viagra was working then