"He'll piss where he wants"

[sheffielder]

It needs to stop. Its not a positive thing to sing about one of our players, so why do it? Answer, because you have limited intelligence!

 

[knowsnowt]

It needs to stop. Its not a positive thing to sing about one of our players, so why do it? Answer, because you have limited intelligence!

Behave thisen. I'd find it funny if I were him. And I'm sure much worse is said in banter in tuftys dressing rooms.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Samir Carruthers is Magic, he has a magic glass...
And if you buy him alcohol he'll fill it up with piss
He will swing it to the left and swing it to the right
and when we win promotion
he will fill it all fucking night

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[adebo]

Behave thisen. I'd find it funny if I were him. And I'm sure much worse is said in banter in tuftys dressing rooms.

You arent him! (Are you?) Banter between team mates is different to a few thousand people reminding you about one of the low points in your life!

 

[knowsnowt]

You arent him! (Are you?) Banter between team mates is different to a few thousand people reminding you about one of the low points in your life!

Quote me where he's said he doesn't like the crowd singing it.

 

[diplomat]

If I'm there but don't sing it, will I still be included in the attendance figures?

 

[sheffielder]

Carruthers

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Liking your work

 

[adebo]

Quote me where he's said he doesn't like the crowd singing it.

Can you quote me any example of a player liking a negative song being sung about them? Im sure it would make his family happy to hear it! Its just sad, disrespectful and shows the mentality of some if our fan base. Feel free to disagree.... but I would rather positively support my players and team.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Sami is magic , he has a massive cock ,
and when he see's a pint pot , he's got to fill it up .
he'll slap it to the right , he'll slap it to the left .
and when we get promoted ,
he' ll be filling it up all night .

 

[knowsnowt]

Can you quote me any example of a player liking a negative song being sung about them? Im sure it would make his family happy to hear it! Its just sad, disrespectful and shows the mentality of some if our fan base. Feel free to disagree.... but I would rather positively support my players and team.

Jeezuz Christ its sang effectionally not as a dig at him.

 

[knowsnowt]

Caruthers is magic
He's got a magic trick
He can fill a pint glass
Without you seeing his dick
He pisses to the left
He pisses to the right
But if you sing that to him
He'll probably put in a transfer request because he's a bit soft when it comes to banter.

Ok last bit doesn't rhyme but what the hell.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

This is a true story .
On one of my journeys home to Sheffield on the ferry .
Five of us got really hammered and stoned on the boat over , we were sat in the bar , and couldn't be arsed to go the Jacks( toilet ) ,
So started filling up pint pots with our excess baggage so to speak , anyway some of the crew came over and told us to calm the fuck down as it was getting pretty ( very fucking ) rowdy .
They stopped serving us so we started drinking bottles of duty free vodka , 2 of the guys who I didn't really know started pissing into the pots again , then as a dare one said bet you wouldn't drink a pint of your own piss .
He took up the challenge and necked the piss I puked as soon as he did it ,
The crew went apeshit , dragged the guy away and warned us to calm the fuck down .
Now if Sami did something like that well I could understand his reluctance to have a song about it .

 

[DifferentClass]

This is a drop in the ocean compared to the racial slurs I've heard shouted at him by socalled "Blades".

Would you rather have songs about his drunken exploits or him being called a P*** (in spite of the fact his heritage is over 3000 miles away from Pakistan)?

 

[knowsnowt]

This is a drop in the ocean compared to the racial slurs I've heard shouted at him by socalled "Blades".

Would you rather have songs about his drunken exploits or him being called a P*** (in spite of the fact his heritage is over 3000 miles away from Pakistan)?

Jezuz christ , that's really happened?
That's 5 star fuckwittery if so. Wow.

 

[wizadry]

This is a drop in the ocean compared to the racial slurs I've heard shouted at him by socalled "Blades".

Would you rather have songs about his drunken exploits or him being called a P*** (in spite of the fact his heritage is over 3000 miles away from Pakistan)?

Seriously, where have you heard that pal? I've been to almost every game home and away and haven't heard it once.

 

[cahill]

On the subject of silly chants the "we're coming for you.........Sheffield W*****day " chant made its appearance yesterday on the kop.

 

[SteveBlade]

Absolutely sure banter

 

[Lmaobob]

He made it quite clear (and rightly so) to Jonathan Buchan that he didn't appreciate it being brought up in an interview. His views on fans singing it may be slightly different though as I am sure he can see the lighter side of things. That being said I do see the OP's point, it was kind of funny the first few times, now it is getting a bit embarrassing.

cheers stretch

 

[Dec]

On the subject of silly chants the "we're coming for you.........Sheffield W*****day " chant made its appearance yesterday on the kop.

A couple of clowns tried to get "You're just a town full of turbans" going. Luckily there wasn't much uptake.

Considering Bradford is a city of which only around 1% are Sikhs, that's gotta be up there with the dumbest chants I've heard.