Have you ever done a shit at a football ground?

[northsomersetblade]

What marks out of 10 for this little beauty?

 

[Canterbury Blade]

I feel like an eight year d starting a new seasons Panini sticker book.

I’ve just opened my cricket account with a fine submission in The Tavern stand at Lords!

UTB

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I feel like an eight year d starting a new seasons Panini sticker book.

I’ve just opened my cricket account with a fine submission in The Tavern stand at Lords!

UTB

Well done, not a bad place to open your account.

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Had the shits at Huddersfield away around 97. Wasn’t pretty, and missed most of the 1st half as well, but don’t think I missed too much as it was 0-0!

 

[Silent Blade]

Had the shits at Huddersfield away around 97. Wasn’t pretty, and missed most of the 1st half as well, but don’t think I missed too much as it was 0-0!

A few hours before the death of Princess Di

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Don’t recall ever doing so but I’ve been going to football matches for thirty years so there’s a chance. One thing I did encounter once was someone else’s runny shit, all up the inside of a cubicle in the John Street stand. This was during my teens.....

I would normally have immediately turned away in disgust but having walked in to the horrifying scene I began to wonder how someone could have ejected it from that height. Assuming gravity played it’s normal part in proceedings, I can only imagine that the individual used all of their limbs to suspend themselves like a spider in a jar before unloading a shit that started 4 feet from the floor. Mind boggling.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

this no football in midweek thing is going to get boring very quickly...

So go on. Own up.

I for one haven’t at a professional ground but have at one or two Sunday league grounds where I’ve been playing.

It’s my ambition to be the first to do so at every one of the 92 professional league grounds and then write a good football ground toilet guide.

My new website “crapadvisor” will be up and running soon.

 

[Ricky]

We have lots of fans who like to sniff their own poo.

I know this because I often hear sniffing noises from inside the toilet cubicles.

Looking forward to the sniffing contests today.

Who will sniff loudest? It could be you...

 

[SUFC Guy]

Oops sorry, thought this was a spin off from

Have you ever done a shit at a football ground?

this no football in midweek thing is going to get boring very quickly... So go on. Own up. I for one haven’t at a professional ground but have at one or two Sunday league grounds where I’ve been playing.

www.s24su.com

 

[pommpey]

Wonder how many kilos of clay rods are being pinched off at BDTBL as we speak?

And how many realise with despair that the shit tickets have been already pissed on and they'll simply hedge their bets and hoik up their kecks.

pommpey

 

[JimW1889]

Had one in Decathlon pre match for the first time ever. Might be my lucky place.

 

[Blade56]

Well Zahahahaha did today