Now then I am reading a book which you lot might be interested in for Christmas it is called
Hatters, Railwaymen and Knitters: Travels through England's Football Provinces by Daniel Gray. It's alright, there is a chapter on us.
Anyway in the Luton bit there is reference to Joseph "Joe" Payne, best known as the scorer of 10 goals in a match for Luton Town ...
What is the relevance to this thread? well Joe Payne had previously been a centre half until, due to injuries he had to play centre forward and went on to score bucketfulls of goals. Harry?