CONFIRMED Hamer joins Coventry

[metalblade]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up??? Unless the medical found summat.

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up???

Man Fridays are charging too much to deliver outside South Yorkshire?

 

[Bladesman]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up???

I am sure we have said this about nearly every player we have signed in recent years. Take about a decade to announce it.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up??? Unless the medical found summat.

It was all going fine till he got on the scales...

 

[metalblade]

I am sure we have said this about nearly every player we have signed in recent years. Take about a decade to announce it.

Yeah but we always sell em quicker than we sign em.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

It was all going fine till he got on the scales...

“One at a time please”

 

[Fatlad666]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up??? Unless the medical found summat.

Found my space hopper, in his stomach

 

[KMC-1889]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up??? Unless the medical found summat.

The found some blood in his cholesterol

 

[Davalon]

Just had it confirmed from a good source.

Fat Sam's have matched Coventry's bid and it's all about the extras and agent fees.

 

[71Blade]

Cov Debut ... cameo 0-6 down at the Arsenal 5 mins on the pitch 2 yellows for his gob ...Banned

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Cov Debut ... cameo 0-6 down at the Arsenal 5 mins on the pitch 2 yellows for his gob ...Banned

Spoiler alert

 

[MKY]

Fuk em. Once the season starts & they’re getting battered they’ll stop coming on here.

 

[fifty shades of blade]

“One at a time please”

No coachloads

 

[CPB]

It will just be announced later I reckon. Coventry be doing the press biz.

No doubt we will hear about Coventry was always his home etc.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

You'd like to think we've asked them to keep it quiet so as not to interfere with our negotiations with other players...

Or, could be our fax machine isn't working and Bettis is trying to find an internet cafe to complete the deal...

 

[Bladesman]

You'd like to think we've asked them to keep it quiet so as not to interfere with our negotiations with other players...

Or, could be our fax machine isn't working and Bettis is trying to find an internet cafe to complete the deal...

Their cheque has bounced?

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Their cheque has bounced?

We've demanded they pay the first installment in premium bonds?

 

[Kenilworth]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up??? Unless the medical found summat.

I was just thinking the same

 

[Kenilworth]

Ah, I’ve cracked it.

Cov are still in the production process for his promotional re- signing video. They have so many testymoanials to manage to squeeze in that it’s taking ages. Queuing up, they are, cos it’s taking place in Leamington and the majority of them are using it as a day out and a break from that depressing shot hole of a place they doss at.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Summat strange here, fee agreed, medical Sunday, what's the hold up??? Unless the medical found summat.

They’re still waiting for Danny Devito to agree to play him in the signing video

 

[Zeblades34]

He's genuinely failed his medical you couldn't write it

 

[Gin&Juice]

Anyone have any update on this? Need them Coventry dollars

 

[Jan Age]

He's genuinely failed his medical you couldn't write it

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they said he’s overweight and gave him a couple week to shift a stone or so

 

[Zeblades34]

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they said he’s overweight and gave him a couple week to shift a stone or so

Looks like me after 10 pints and a kebab. His football ability isn't as good though

 

[Sean Thornton]

mve27 feverishly awaits confirmation while waving his Dads dildo about!

 

[DifferentClass]

He's genuinely failed his medical you couldn't write it

Too many kebabs neyt before.

 

[JohnDenver]

Just had it confirmed from a good source.

Fat Sam's have matched Coventry's bid and it's all about the extras and agent fees.

Extras? Curly fries to seal the deal?

 

[Davalon]

Extras? Curly fries to seal the deal?

Probably need more than that

 

[SUFC Guy]

He's genuinely failed his medical you couldn't write it

Can't see that happening mate

 

[Zeblades34]

Can't see that happening mate

Dunno just heard from Sauces close to the club