Ground development

[boo radley]

Now that we don’t have world cup games and In light of recent revelations that a certain amount of our disaffected followers like to pursue other activities at the weekend could we possibly temp them back by a little cheaper ground development say between the Kop and south stand to make them feel at home?
Is it time for a SHED END? I’m sure another ground once had one.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

I did think that a row of beach-huts would be good at the bottom of the Kop. Painted in pastel colours they would be a lovely addition to the ground, allowing all the family to enjoy the day. You could make your own tea when you want, and watch the rolling waves of United attacks coming up the beach. Smashing...

 

[beightonblade]

knock down the hotel and the stand...........bring back the pavillion.........were going back that fast it won't be long !
3 sided ground ? yes and a team as good as the early 70's that'll do me.

 

[mickerz-blade]

I did think that a row of beach-huts would be good at the bottom of the Kop. Painted in pastel colours they would be a lovely addition to the ground, allowing all the family to enjoy the day. You could make your own tea when you want, and watch the rolling waves of United attacks coming up the beach. Smashing...

And the stewards selling candy floss and toffee apples.

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

I did think that a row of beach-huts would be good at the bottom of the Kop. Painted in pastel colours they would be a lovely addition to the ground, allowing all the family to enjoy the day. You could make your own tea when you want, and watch the rolling waves of United attacks coming up the beach. Smashing...

and everyone on the kop could show their support of the manager by wearing Speedos.

 

[mickerz-blade]

and everyone on the kop could show their support of the manager by wearing Speedos.

You'd like that wouldnt you? yea you'd like that.

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

You'd like that wouldnt you? yea you'd like that.

I actually heard a phrase t'other day I'd not heard for years when referring to the classy swimwear of years gone by.......budgie smugglers

 

[mickerz-blade]

I actually heard a phrase t'other day I'd not heard for years when referring to the classy swimwear of years gone bu.......budgie smugglers

Now you know thats going to lead to claims of osterich ware.

 

[Cool Clint]

Now that we don’t have world cup games and In light of recent revelations that a certain amount of our disaffected followers like to pursue other activities at the weekend could we possibly temp them back by a little cheaper ground development say between the Kop and south stand to make them feel at home?
Is it time for a SHED END? I’m sure another ground once had one.

Isn't a member of this forum trying to sort out a sponsorship deal for these new facilities?

 

[Toronto Blade]

I did think that a row of beach-huts would be good at the bottom of the Kop. Painted in pastel colours they would be a lovely addition to the ground, allowing all the family to enjoy the day. You could make your own tea when you want, and watch the rolling waves of United attacks coming up the beach. Smashing...

I am surprised I would have thought that you would have been leading the drive for a certain chippy to be transplanted there with it's staff of course.

 

[boo radley]

Isn't a member of this forum trying to sort out a sponsorship deal for these new facilities?

As far as i Know, there is a possibility of a big orange coloured DIY store backing this venture.

 

[mickerz-blade]

It could be called 'Speedos shed

 

[Cool Clint]

As far as i Know, there is a possibility of a big orange coloured DIY store backing this venture.

As a recognition of his efforts in this venture, do you think it would be a nice gesture for the club to name the shed after him or get him to run it?

 

[super_pig]

>Is it time for a SHED END
surely not.. it simply has to be 'compost corner'.. meh

 

[Bramley]

and everyone on the kop could show their support of the manager by wearing Speedos.

who needs Mourinho, we've got our Speedo's (whilst holding a pair of Speedo's aloft) has a certain charm.

 

[wardlowwanderer]

I did think that a row of beach-huts would be good at the bottom of the Kop. Painted in pastel colours they would be a lovely addition to the ground, allowing all the family to enjoy the day. You could make your own tea when you want, and watch the rolling waves of United attacks coming up the beach. Smashing...

And we could run out to Surfs Up by the Beach Boys and sell red and white striped rock. We could even have a sand pit in the family enclosure. I think you should get on to Trevor Birch about this. It's deffo a money spinner. We could even have an amusement arcade at the back of the Kop - now that would make us enough to buy a whole new player.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

What about a Shred End?

A part of the ground dedicated to that bloke with the long hair.

 

[Kenilworth]

Talking of ground development it sounds like we may have a Malaysian restaurant starting in the next 6 weeks.
I presume that the first team will be dining there pre match, which would fit in with KM's claim that "any investment will be directed straight into the first team." Sounds about the right level of investment to me.

I can see it now, very sophisticated, the hotel will be changing it's name to "Raffles" and they will serve Gin based cocktails pre match and call them the "Sheffield Sling." People will sing about an "Oily Satay Roti" to the tune of John Denver's "Annie's Song" there will be a Malaysian massage parlour and Ched will still maintain his impressive record of scoring only once in every 20 visits.


If I had any say in the matter - Bring back standing!

 

[Kenilworth]

I actually heard a phrase t'other day I'd not heard for years when referring to the classy swimwear of years gone by.......budgie smugglers

You mean like this?

 

[Sean the Blade]

I'm sorry, but you are all turning into a bunch of Speedo-philes

 

[Kenilworth]

I'm sorry, but you are all turning into a bunch of Speedo-philes

Really Sean, that's just downright childish.

 

[Cool Clint]

Really Sean, that's just downright childish.

Hmm says him who dont like the sand pit idea, I wonder why

 

[mickerz-blade]

As a recognition of his efforts in this venture, do you think it would be a nice gesture for the club to name the shed after him or get him to run it?

How could he possibly run our shed end without a fight breaking out?

Would it be sched end ched end or shed end?

 

[boo radley]

How could he possibly run our shed end without a fight breaking out?

Would it be sched end ched end or shed end?

Hey look, if this guy doesnt want to watch the Blades on a match day fine, but come on lets get him working for us, thats got to be positive and you never know? he may just start to laugh again. So if he feels at home in a Sched, Ched or Shed lets help him out.
He may join in the beach party first although I dont fancy seeing him in Speedo's