Great Cruise

[Mad Mick]

I've just come back from a smashing cruise of the Med. Weather was poor and it was cold in most ports. We missed 2 ports because of bad weather.
So What? I hear you say.
Well, what made it a great cruise is I became friends with a Man City supporter who is 81 years old.
So What? I hear you say.
Well, I used to be in financial services and we got talking about shares.
Zzzzzzzz? Bear with me.
He was advised to buy shares by a stockbroker some years ago, apparently, he would make a lot of money.
Unfortunately, it didn't happen so he's giving them to me.
I'm about to be the proud owner of 3 shares in SHEFFIELD UNITED!!
As I said great cruise.

 

[Sheffsteel]

I've just come back from a smashing cruise of the Med. Weather was poor and it was cold in most ports. We missed 2 ports because of bad weather.
So What? I hear you say.
Well, what made it a great cruise is I became friends with a Man City supporter who is 81 years old.
So What? I hear you say.
Well, I used to be in financial services and we got talking about shares.
Zzzzzzzz? Bear with me.
He was advised to buy shares by a stockbroker some years ago, apparently, he would make a lot of money.
Unfortunately, it didn't happen so he's giving them to me.
I'm about to be the proud owner of 3 shares in SHEFFIELD UNITED!!
As I said great cruise.

When you mentioned Man City supporter
Thought you was going to say you met our ex Chairman Mike McDinald on the cruise, the one that suggested a merger.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Anchor thread

 

[Boxer Blade]

Sounds like the holiday must have flown (sailed) by

 

[SUFC Guy]

Someone's cruising for a bruising - hopefully HMS PTL on Friday night

 

[Mad Mick]

I'm told they are worth a massive 11p each

 

[Mad Mick]

Nope just checked they are worth 6.50p each. He's gonna be gutted when he fiinds they've dropped over 40%.

 

[Harrisblade]

Nope just checked they are worth 6.50p each. He's gonna be gutted when he fiinds they've dropped over 40%.

More heartache caused by Brexit!

 

[Deleted member 875]

So that means my entire share portfolio is worth 6.5p

I’m the proud owner of a single share after recieving one as a birthday present about 15 years ago.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've just come back from a smashing cruise of the Med. Weather was poor and it was cold in most ports. We missed 2 ports because of bad weather.
So What? I hear you say.
Well, what made it a great cruise is I became friends with a Man City supporter who is 81 years old.
So What? I hear you say.
Well, I used to be in financial services and we got talking about shares.
Zzzzzzzz? Bear with me.
He was advised to buy shares by a stockbroker some years ago, apparently, he would make a lot of money.
Unfortunately, it didn't happen so he's giving them to me.
I'm about to be the proud owner of 3 shares in SHEFFIELD UNITED!!
As I said great cruise.

Beats mine. I once went on a cruise and sat down to dinner with Dermot Gallagher. Mrs SEB was not impressed with an evening in the restaurant discussing the nuances of the laws of the game and various referring decisions. He was great though, shared a rum or two in the bar afterwards getting his opinion on a certain former manager of ours. Dermot thought he was a complete egoistic cock.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Beats mine. I once went on a cruise and sat down to dinner with Dermot Gallagher. Mrs SEB was not impressed with an evening in the restaurant discussing the nuances of the laws of the game and various referring decisions. He was great though, shared a rum or two in the bar afterwards getting his opinion on a certain former manager of ours. Dermot thought he was a complete egoistic cock.

Who was that then, I wonder

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Who was that then, I wonder

Well pantomime season is almost upon us and there is a great demand for Widow Twanky

 

[blade too long]

only cruise Ive been on was on Graves Park boating lake
had poor facilities

 

[JJ Sefton]