Cerberus Blade
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REIGHT! 🗣
Let's see who really knows about football then.
David McGoldrick: Not a bad player I'm hearing, but couldn't hit a buffalo's arse with a bassoon, or summat like that. Zero goals so far this season. Actually, that's not true, he did score one, a very good one an' all, at Totty n' Hotspurt, but it got ruled out by a spiteful dwarf in Stockley Park. So, technically he's still on zero.
Now, I've been watching him closely - and I can tell when a goal is going to come. It's been a bit like waiting for a Sheffield bus on a cold rainy night, but I tell you, it's coming. And it's coming this saturday at Brighton. But do you know WHEN during the game it's coming? I think I do - and I've cast my nomination in the following poll already. You can have a go too. All you've got to do is tell us in what 15 minute period of play, you think Goldie will score at Brighton? There is a "he won't score" option for you miserable, negative, glass half-empty types, but I'm telling you now, if you go for that option you'll surely be wrong! Because Goldie is going to get his duck-breaking golden goal at the Goldstone ground this weekend. (Actually, yes, I do know it's not the Goldstone Ground anymore. It's the Falmer Stadium innit? Sponsored by American Express and therefore commonly referred to as the "Amex" stadium. Yeah but so what, I like a bit of alliteration and I'm not going to let a small technicality like that spoil my fun). If nobody else joins in (and I wouldn't blame you!) then I will be the clear undisputed winner, for having the balls to suggest he'll score in the first place.
Let's see who really knows about football then.
David McGoldrick: Not a bad player I'm hearing, but couldn't hit a buffalo's arse with a bassoon, or summat like that. Zero goals so far this season. Actually, that's not true, he did score one, a very good one an' all, at Totty n' Hotspurt, but it got ruled out by a spiteful dwarf in Stockley Park. So, technically he's still on zero.
Now, I've been watching him closely - and I can tell when a goal is going to come. It's been a bit like waiting for a Sheffield bus on a cold rainy night, but I tell you, it's coming. And it's coming this saturday at Brighton. But do you know WHEN during the game it's coming? I think I do - and I've cast my nomination in the following poll already. You can have a go too. All you've got to do is tell us in what 15 minute period of play, you think Goldie will score at Brighton? There is a "he won't score" option for you miserable, negative, glass half-empty types, but I'm telling you now, if you go for that option you'll surely be wrong! Because Goldie is going to get his duck-breaking golden goal at the Goldstone ground this weekend. (Actually, yes, I do know it's not the Goldstone Ground anymore. It's the Falmer Stadium innit? Sponsored by American Express and therefore commonly referred to as the "Amex" stadium. Yeah but so what, I like a bit of alliteration and I'm not going to let a small technicality like that spoil my fun). If nobody else joins in (and I wouldn't blame you!) then I will be the clear undisputed winner, for having the balls to suggest he'll score in the first place.
