Gary Madine: Interesting fact?

[Freddie]

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell Gary
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

How do you solve a problem like Gary?

When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a darling, he's a demon, he's a lamb.

I feel that he'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest and he could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is wild, he's a riddle, he's a headache, he's been on the losing side in all his 2018-19 appearances and he's not scored a goal for 370 days.

However, I'd like to say a word on Gary's behalf. Gary makes me laugh

 

[northsomersetblade]

 

[I should coco]

I had the one with the MGB engine. The " TC "
I defy anybody to say TC was crap.

TC stood for twin cam.

On the basis that the first cam was shite in the Marina's bastardised A series engine, then two camshafts were worse. Crap in fact .

Nothing to do with the best player I have ever seen in a red and white shirt.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I had the one with the MGB engine. The " TC "
I defy anybody to say TC was crap.

Someone said Brooks is already better...

 

[Sean Thornton]

TC stood for twin cam.

On the basis that the first cam was shite in the Marina's bastardised A series engine, then two camshafts were worse. Crap in fact .

Nothing to do with the best player I have ever seen in a red and white shirt.

Listen to Tyrone Dobbs......

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Off the top of my head, didn't Ashley Ward have a couple of big money moves ?

Think he had a couple of hand balls?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Once again Thornton prove he speak with forked tongue

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Which ones Garys?

 

[benn5712]

TC stood for twin cam.

On the basis that the first cam was shite in the Marina's bastardised A series engine, then two camshafts were worse. Crap in fact .

Nothing to do with the best player I have ever seen in a red and white shirt.

Twin Carb - carburetor. Twin SU's B series engine.

 

[I should coco]

Listen to Tyrone Dobbs......

So sayeth Dobbie the Dobster who hasn't got a clue what a cam is, a block is, or even an A (or B) series engine is!

All about the accounts, eh Sean?

Tut, tut.

Next thing we know this bloody remoaner will be telling us that McCabe is a good thing!

Come the revolution, yer Thorntons, yer Linekers, yer Lilly Allens and all yer liberals will be first up against the wall......

 

[benn5712]

So sayeth Dobbie the Dobster who hasn't got a clue what a cam is, a block is, or even an A (or B) series engine is!

All about the accounts, eh Sean?

Tut, tut.

Next thing we know this bloody remoaner will be telling us that McCabe is a good thing!

Come the revolution, yer Thorntons, yer Linekers, yer Lilly Allens and all yer liberals will be first up against the wall......

Have to build t' wall first, and we've a shortage of brickies so they tell us.

 

[Sean Thornton]

So sayeth Dobbie the Dobster who hasn't got a clue what a cam is, a block is, or even an A (or B) series engine is!

All about the accounts, eh Sean?

Tut, tut.

Next thing we know this bloody remoaner will be telling us that McCabe is a good thing!

Come the revolution, yer Thorntons, yer Linekers, yer Lilly Allens and all yer liberals will be first up against the wall......

Same as the other Friday?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

This is a proper colour on a proper car:

Ah happy days...the Austin All-aggro.

 

[Wapping Blade]

This is a proper colour on a proper car:

All the old buggers round here (well, older than me) seem to have bought shit brown cars, is it an age thing?

 

[Brian Deane]

Brian Deane?

What ?

 

[gavtheblade]

What ?

How much had deanos transfer fees come to on his last return to the lane.

 

[Brian Deane]

No idea. I just concentrated on scoring goals. Google might be able to help you out

 

[JackSUFC]

As we know, Madine moved from Bolton to Cardiff for £6 million last January, and we subsequently signed him, if only on loan.

Have we ever signed a player before who has had such a big financial behind him move before?

James Beattie is the only one I can think of who compares; he went from Southampton to Everton for the same amount before joining us later on.

UTB

If this is correct re: Madine, then it didn’t last long. Hogan went to Villa for £12m.

 

[The Crab]

So sayeth Dobbie the Dobster who hasn't got a clue what a cam is, a block is, or even an A (or B) series engine is!

All about the accounts, eh Sean?

Tut, tut.

Next thing we know this bloody remoaner will be telling us that McCabe is a good thing!

Come the revolution, yer Thorntons, yer Linekers, yer Lilly Allens and all yer liberals will be first up against the wall......

Wouldn't be the first wall Lilly's been up against...…………..

 

[georgebernardshaw]

All the old buggers round here (well, older than me) seem to have bought shit brown cars, is it an age thing?

I graduated to a shithouse-door green Escort in 1978, so my place in the old fart hall of fame is assured....

My employers had to have a board meeting to decide on the purchase of a wing mirror, after which my planned request for a Motorola radio was quietly shelved for a year.

Eeee, times were hard, but we were happy..

 

[Snowman]

I graduated to a shithouse-door green Escort in 1978, so my place in the old fart hall of fame is assured....

My employers had to have a board meeting to decide on the purchase of a wing mirror, after which my planned request for a Motorola radio was quietly shelved for a year.

Eeee, times were hard, but we were happy..

I had an Escort Mark II in Terracotta. Don't make em like that anymore. Who da fuck thought making a car the colour of a plant pot would be marketable?

 

[BladeFisher]

Shame. A yellow one would have gone well with the chocolate brown one my Dad had in the early 80s to make United banana car kit.

Funny that we had a yellow/gold one in the 1970's ADL605L

 

[Bert]

Bert's first car was a beige Austin 1300. It cost him £550.
It fell to bits 3 years later.

 

[JohnDenver]

Bert's first car was a beige Austin 1300. It cost him £550.
It fell to bits 3 years later.

When I was a nipper my neighbours had beige Austin Allegro which must have dated back to the 70s. If Jeremy Corbyn drove a car...

 

[BushBlade]

When I was a nipper my neighbours had beige Austin Allegro which must have dated back to the 70s. If Jeremy Corbyn drove a car...

If Corbyn drove a car it would be a 2CV with a CND sticker in it.