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Used to be ok in his 30s but as he's got older he's a bit odd imho
 
Oh Garth.

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Ivanhoe said:
The return of comical Ali. Get ready for “I have said all season their style of football is a revelation”.
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Complete wage thief. Lazy, predictable, embarrassingly uneducated ‘pundit’.

Fuck off Garth you inept prick.
 

MOTD was pretty decent too. With their magic computer, circles , arrows and boxes, they showed every Liverpool attack nullified by intelligent marking, great off the ball movement and closure of all gaps.
All done without having 10 men behind the ball.
Attitudes are starting to change and the 'experts' are slowly waking up to what we can actually do
 
blademark said:
Yes we are starting to win the critics over, just need to start winning or at least drawing the games we deserve to.
We have been in every game so far, just need that extra belief (extra quality will follow naturally).
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This 100%

I think it's the belief we are lacking , that final composure and finishing , one we sort that out we will be absolutely fine

For me Billy has been missed and if he had had McBurnies or robbos chances first half we would have scored imo , he is our best goal scorer , for me he must start getting far more game time when he is available
 
Surely its to our advantage that the media don't get our way. Lets praise "good old Garth and dignified Danny" for their assistance in promoting fuckwittery.
I'm pleased in someways that we didn't beat Liverpool as had we done then the frenzy would be in overdrive and our system would be studied in far greater detail. Right now Watford have 6 days to prepare for us, lets keep it that way and accept and even promote the fuckwittery of our "basic and direct methods" to them, as now is the time to take advantage of their ignorance so we come back with the 3 points.
 
Dear old Garth is at it again...

Comments from his ‘Team of the Week’:

“To be perfectly honest I thought the Sheffield United fans offered more of a threat than their strikers”
 
Apologies, posted in another thread. Although at this rate, Garth does need his own thread.
 
drblade said:
Dear old Garth is at it again...

Comments from his ‘Team of the Week’:

“To be perfectly honest I thought the Sheffield United fans offered more of a threat than their strikers”
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Maybe he's just being really complimentary. of our fans.

Srsly though - have we always got so sensitive about what people wholly unconnected with us say about us. Getting embarrassing.
 
Is he just doing it on purpose now seeing as everyone has recognised how crap he is? Even BBC live text has been having digs at him
 
I'm not sensitive about Garth. He's just a pompous oaf. It's his failure to recognise which century (or millennium) he's in which provides endless amusement!
 
ChrisDysonHT said:
Just seen this - wow how brilliant is this guy ..... get him on MOTD I say ... cheers for sharing Gary
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On MoTD or Final Score? Only if he turns into an establishment, fence-sitting arsewipe like the rest of them. I'm sure most football fans watched Football Focus last Saturday to hear a 10-minute piece about how Jermain Jenas had gone vegan and how Chris Smalling was sourcing boots 'not made of animal products'. Not.
 
Garth actually calling us impressive and had Lunny in his team of the week.. is hell freezing over??

"Lundstram: This was an impressive performance by Sheffield United. The Blades seemed to cut through Burnley like a knife through butter. While it was the performance of John Lundstram that stood out, I could have selected any number of United players on this performance. I don't know if actor Sean Bean still gets time to go and watch his cherished United, but if he does he must be loving this"
 

jono_t2000 said:
Garth actually calling us impressive and had Lunny in his team of the week.. is hell freezing over??

"Lundstram: This was an impressive performance by Sheffield United. The Blades seemed to cut through Burnley like a knife through butter. While it was the performance of John Lundstram that stood out, I could have selected any number of United players on this performance. I don't know if actor Sean Bean still gets time to go and watch his cherished United, but if he does he must be loving this"
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What a wanker he is. (Crooks of course. Lunny is currently the new Woody/Brown.)

Namechecks Bean as well. Why not do the Full Monty, flat caps and whippets too, you dismal prick?

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