Fun and games for Hillsborough
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shorehamview
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id offer to smuggle one of those long inflatable balloons fully blown up down my trouser leg, but they would suspect something with my proper balloon being that far down the other
Proper balloon? All wrinkled and shrivelled up, like a Christmas balloon on the 12th of January.
stinkyblade
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where can i get giant beach balls and blow up pigs from
I hear that David Hasselhoff has a decent pair
wereonlyontheup
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last summer i became one for money/musical purposes at various big festivals which was bad enough i did one rugby league match at huddersfield and i dont think people realise how intimidating being a steward can be when your at the bottom of the stand and people are standing up swearing in front of kids flouting smoking ban etc it all seems like its being directed at you personally when it actually isnt however a mate of mine did work the recent leeds millwall game it was his first time doing it (he was in it for music gigs like me) and they HAD to work a small football game before seeing/working some band in manchester he got put with 6 others 2 with no experience 2 females and 2 heavy(ish) guys between the leeds and millwall fans well u can imagine what happened next ................. he took off his yellow jacket and went and sat in the family enclosure and watched events unfold!!! all these stewarding companies are all sh*t and treat all there staff like sh*t DONT EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT EARNING A FEW EXTRA QUID FOR SITTING DOWN DOING NOTHING ITS HORRIBLE however some good times do come out of it my mate was guarding the uefa cup at hampden another bloke is on oasis let there be love video i've met a few bands/famous people and got my photo took with the premiership trophy with a blades top on while trever brooking and bill barwick were getting bladdered in the bar i managed to nick the cloth they use(used to use) to polish it it still has grime on too!
anyway too much rambling to get past a steward with whisky etc...............
stand back for 5 mins look who's checking more
approach with smile but not a obvious "i'm being nice cos i'm hiding something smile" speak before they can say anything something along the lines of who u support then?nice weather.......for ducks etc
if they do want to search you you have to options let them or show them what you've got the latter DOES work honesty and all that!
dont look for the dopey ones there the stewards who do there jobs!!!!
look for normal YOUNG LADS that could possibly be a chav/half a brain kid out of his yellow jacket there the stewards that dont care just want to get everyone in and have a fag break
IF you really are desperate slip them a fiver i was offered £1500 and 3 ounce of jamaica's finest while working T in the park up scotland ...................... and yes i regret not taking the offers
last summer i became one for money/musical purposes at various big festivals which was bad enough i did one rugby league match at huddersfield and i dont think people realise how intimidating being a steward can be when your at the bottom of the stand and people are standing up swearing in front of kids flouting smoking ban etc it all seems like its being directed at you personally when it actually isnt however a mate of mine did work the recent leeds millwall game it was his first time doing it (he was in it for music gigs like me) and they HAD to work a small football game before seeing/working some band in manchester he got put with 6 others 2 with no experience 2 females and 2 heavy(ish) guys between the leeds and millwall fans well u can imagine what happened next ................. he took off his yellow jacket and went and sat in the family enclosure and watched events unfold!!! all these stewarding companies are all sh*t and treat all there staff like sh*t DONT EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT EARNING A FEW EXTRA QUID FOR SITTING DOWN DOING NOTHING ITS HORRIBLE however some good times do come out of it my mate was guarding the uefa cup at hampden another bloke is on oasis let there be love video i've met a few bands/famous people and got my photo took with the premiership trophy with a blades top on while trever brooking and bill barwick were getting bladdered in the bar i managed to nick the cloth they use(used to use) to polish it it still has grime on too!
anyway too much rambling to get past a steward with whisky etc...............
stand back for 5 mins look who's checking more
approach with smile but not a obvious "i'm being nice cos i'm hiding something smile" speak before they can say anything something along the lines of who u support then?nice weather.......for ducks etc
if they do want to search you you have to options let them or show them what you've got the latter DOES work honesty and all that!
dont look for the dopey ones there the stewards who do there jobs!!!!
look for normal YOUNG LADS that could possibly be a chav/half a brain kid out of his yellow jacket there the stewards that dont care just want to get everyone in and have a fag break
IF you really are desperate slip them a fiver i was offered £1500 and 3 ounce of jamaica's finest while working T in the park up scotland ...................... and yes i regret not taking the offers
shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
All those full stops you put in just a few big lumps can just as easily be spread around throughout the post. That was one there. So was that. They won't get lonely if you split them up, in fact they love it, it's what they do best. There will be another one at the end of this sentence too.
Told you.
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hawaiian shorts,sandals and straw hat, few lads i know were on about it but reading what you've all said that could be a bit risky?
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