Fuck Man U, UTB,...and a taco

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Just call him a Munich. If he gets offended then, alright (even more reason to call him it!!!)

If he looks at you blankly then he's a plastic cnut with no right to be giving it out!

And this from someone who grew up in Glossop where it was split 49.9% Munich's and 49.9% Citeh fans.... Ah why oh why did my dad take me shopping in Sheffield that fateful Saturday in the early 80's.....

 

[Barney]

I cringe a bit when I hear people saying they 'hate' Man Utd or whoever. It's a bit childish.

Wednesday I understand as they are our only major rivals.

Apart from them I'm not really concerned enough about any other team for me to develop an opinion on them.

 

[Swannyblade]

or laxatives !



I get it with Leeds fans where I am - which is why last season was particularly sweet

Same - spent all of the season run-in keeping quietly hopeful whilst they ran their mouths off...soo sweet to see them humbled. They haven’t learnt though - giving the big ‘un again already this season.

When they try to engage in footy chat now, just give it the old “sorry, I don’t follow Championship football”, or “it’s good to see people supporting local grassroots sport”.
I know it makes me as bad as the Man U dick, but you know...it’s Leeds!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I wonder if I am a plastic too, the majority of my family were ‘Dirties’.

I bet they bring more to family events.

 

[Ivanhoe]

I bet they bring more to family events.

I wouldn’t know. We can’t get in, the queue is too long.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Ask him if he misses Essex

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I'm not from Sheffield or from a Sheffield United family.

Am I a plastic?

No you’re not as you’ve chosen Sheffield United, a club not really noted for being fashionable or winning trophy’s. It’s hardly jumping on the bandwagon is it?

 

[SB_90]

I’d recomend the ghost chilli sauce from Morrison’s! It should be illegal

yeah chilli sauce In tomato sauce bottle, always a classic

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I’m not from Sheffield........and neither is my wife!

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Same - spent all of the season run-in keeping quietly hopeful whilst they ran their mouths off...soo sweet to see them humbled. They haven’t learnt though - giving the big ‘un again already this season.

When they try to engage in footy chat now, just give it the old “sorry, I don’t follow Championship football”, or “it’s good to see people supporting local grassroots sport”.
I know it makes me as bad as the Man U dick, but you know...it’s Leeds!

Well done sir.

 

[foggy72]

Ask him to point to Manchester on the map and I'm guessing he'll point to somewhere like Carlisle. For my sins I manage a company in scunny and the lads here (bar one who is a scunny fan) all support Man United despite the closest they get to Old Trafford is a day out shopping in Donny

 

[dublin 10 blade]

If he`s not from Manchester or a Man U family then he is a plastic. The strength and depth of British football is about people supporting their local club. I have every respect for, lets say, a Bury or Oldham fan, and very little for, (as an example), someone like Jeremy Clarkson who hails from Donny but identifies with Chelsea.

Hope your on the windup there fella , my sons not from Sheffield, but follows “ Dem Blades “ as are most of the 60+ Irish Blades ( not being a Dee Dar like me )

 

[dublin 10 blade]

This guy at work is a huge Man U fan, and if that didn't automatically make him a dickbag of the highest order, he also anytime the Prem or the Blades are brought up during lunch or breaks by me and some other coworkers in respect to their own favorite teams, he automatically becomes a smartass and asks why do I or the others support a team no one has never even heard of or care about and not Man U the best team in the world?(Says that last part each and every time). Would be almost laughable and something to shrug off if not for he always then starts rambling on about Man U, their glories, etc. Whenever I try to tune him out, he just gets louder and louder. At this point to shut him the hell up, willing to do about anything. Please please Blades beat the fuck out of Man U when we play them. Fuck them and their smug fucking fans like this dude. Suggestions welcome although working with him on the same floor every day needs to be something sneaky.

UTB.

P.S. I swear this bastard is the one that took my taco I had put in the fridge Tuesday.

Hate when someone robs ya Jimmy Changas

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I'm not from Sheffield or from a Sheffield United family.

Am I a plastic?

I don’t often agree with Pedro but he’s right on this one , ya don’t have to be from Sheffield to be a Blade

 

[BushBlade]

I don’t often agree with Pedro but he’s right on this one , ya don’t have to be from Sheffield to be a Blade

Tony Currie would be fucked if you did.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Hope your on the windup there fella , my sons not from Sheffield, but follows “ Dem Blades “ as are most of the 60+ Irish ☘ Blades ( not being a Dee Dar like me )

My comment was a generalisation which does not necessarily apply to all fans. I fully accept that there are many other reasons why a person may follow a particular club. It is the glory hunters that wind me up.

 

[VictoryBlade]

I'm a Blade even though I was born in Hudders. Also lived in Altrincham for part of my youth. But as an 11 old went to Bramall Lane and well that was it!"!!! Its funny as my dad (hudders fan) took us to the sty first of all and I really didn't like it!!!!!

 

[VictoryBlade]

I've also had limited expectation about Dem Blades, having seen them go down to the fourth against Walsall, but you know what they say...………………...once a blade always a blade! Its funny how many x players stick around (from elsewhere) as well!!!!

 

[SwindonBladeJnr]

If he`s not from Manchester or a Man U family then he is a plastic. The strength and depth of British football is about people supporting their local club. I have every respect for, lets say, a Bury or Oldham fan, and very little for, (as an example), someone like Jeremy Clarkson who hails from Donny but identifies with Chelsea.

To be fair, I was born in Barsntaple (yeah I know I dont even know where it is). Lived in Swindon all my adult life (yeah, yeah). But I love the Blades and always have done, ever since my first game when Neuschwanstein took me to the lane against Forest in 97. I think I deserve a little bit of respect for not being a liverpool/man utd fan like every other fucker round here

 

[SwindonBladeJnr]

To be fair, I was born in Barsntaple (yeah I know I dont even know where it is). Lived in Swindon all my adult life (yeah, yeah). But I love the Blades and always have done, ever since my first game when Neuschwanstein took me to the lane against Forest in 97. I think I deserve a little bit of respect for not being a liverpool/man utd fan like every other fucker round here

Whilst I'm at it, I'm about to move to Newbury.

Ey up Newbury Blade , where we goin to watch t'match pal?

 

[Newbury Blade]

Whilst I'm at it, I'm about to move to Newbury.

Ey up Newbury Blade , where we goin to watch t'match pal?

Welcome! Whereabouts in Newbury?

 

[dublin 10 blade]

To be fair, I was born in Barsntaple (yeah I know I dont even know where it is). Lived in Swindon all my adult life (yeah, yeah). But I love the Blades and always have done, ever since my first game when Neuschwanstein took me to the lane against Forest in 97. I think I deserve a little bit of respect for not being a liverpool/man utd fan like every other fucker round here

Saying that I think Neuschwanstein might have had words if ya wanted a pool or manu Jersey