Football aid at Bramall Lane

[Jehovah]

Kick off finally confirmed as 18:30 25/05/2016. For people not familiar, its a charity match every year that is held for fans to live out their dreams and play along with ex-united players. Last year I had the honour of playing alongside Alan Quinn and Mark Todd. The ex-players this year are yet to be confirmed, but I wondered if anyone on else on here was playing this year so I could say hello and we could argue about George Long?

 

[TJB.]

So it's not a charity concert aimed at raising funds for transfers?

 

[him behind you]

So it's not a charity concert aimed at raising funds for transfers?

Beat me to it but have a like

 

[TJB.]

Transfer window time
You should all be quite afraid
Transfer window time
There's always a few quid to be made

But with this squad of wankers
We can shed a tear of pain
Coz we won't sell a fucking thing
This window time

 

[The Crab]

So it's not a charity concert aimed at raising funds for transfers?

No, we're putting together something called "Sheffield's Got Fuck All Talent". Early confirmed acts are as follows -

The comedy stylings of Connor Sammon. Dubbed as the "modern day Tommy Cooper". If you liked Tommy's failed tricks, you'll love Connor's hilarious attempts to play football.

A duet from Kevin Mcabe and Prince Ali singing It Takes Two (to fuck a football club up), followed by a tribute to Gene Pitney, a nod to out transfer aspirations "24 players from Fleetwood"

Jose Baxter and his magic act, gasp in amazement as he makes a tray of pies and a pile of Charlie disappear in seconds.

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Finally, a decent game of football at the lane this season !

 

[Blade56]

fans to live out their dreams

My dream is to see us promoted from this agricultural league, but that's the problem I always aim to high.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Yay it's on my Birthday.

It'll be nice to watch a game of football on my Birthday which doesn't involve play-off defeat.

 

[Jehovah]

Legends confirmed.

Home manager Len Badger.

Home legend Carl Bradshaw

Away manager Tony Carrie

Away legend Peter Duffield

 

[Jehovah]

CURRIE FFS!!