Flappy arms

[sharrow]

What does James Harper think he looks like when he does his plucking a blade of grass criss cross routine followed by the cringeworthy high fives (or whatever) routine with his team mates before they do the usual meet the opposition bollocks.

He's got some front to set himself up as Mr Team Spirit when all he seems to do is jog about aimlessly and wave his arms about a lot.

I presume we're paying him close to premiership wages to witness this performance. What a bargain!