Faxon to start in goal against Leeds

[Sean Thornton]

It lagged and duped , so rather than leave a duplicate I used the opportunity to bash t’old rocket numpty.

Well can’t knock that

 

[Foxy]

Well this afternoon on united half term camp at westfield, Faxon and cooper turned up at the end. Cooper went in goal and was kicking freely. He looks fine. Iam pretty sure he will be fine. Faxon did concede to a 9 year old and 10 year old. No joke.

Nobody went to Graves... Think Hamer and Gilchrist were supposed to be on Weds, but ended up elsewhere.

 

[Alfiesdad]

Well this afternoon on united half term camp at westfield, Faxon and cooper turned up at the end. Cooper went in goal and was kicking freely. He looks fine. Iam pretty sure he will be fine. Faxon did concede to a 9 year old and 10 year old. No joke.

I was there too and thought he looked OK, thought he'd be taller though.

 

[robbiez666]

BREAKING: Burrows and Souza out for the rest of the season after a spit-roasting incident. Morsey and Knight are drafted in.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

WtF?? We're playing Tom Davies in net, because Cooper has a new baby calf? Just our luck.

 

[Sean Thornton]

WtF?? We're playing Tom Davies in net, because Cooper has a new baby calf? Just our luck.

@Swiss Blade thinking mmm “calf and half”

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

@Swiss Blade thinking mmm “calf and half”

Carnivores pub grub meal deal?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I just kicked one of the cats in frustration after reading the OP.

I now owe the poor little fucker a treat and a cuddle.

I've just kicked your cat too, this sodding thread.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Have the committee decided the punishment yet?

Considering a week locked in a room with all the forum ITKs was a bit drastic if you ask me.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Cooper out, Faxon in. Pass it on.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Winter neckwear with one end missing?

As in a harf and a harf carf? Asking for SwissBlade

 

[Greenwich Blade]

As in a harf and a harf carf? Asking for SwissBlade

United will have half-and-half snoods in the shop (which isn't on a bridge) in time for the Leeds game, a match which won't be sold out because we are overcharging for a seat behind a post.

 

[GymClassHero]

Games off anyway.

Kit man left some pink underwear in and we now have a pink and red kit.

Sorry for the inconvenience

 

[diode_blade]

Don't feed shoutboxers after midnight....
Right pee time and to dislodge a carf turd out mi boxers and have a drink of water....

 

[biggiesablade]

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Michael Cooper has a tight carf and is unexpected to play against Leeds on Monday and Wilder has said Faxon will potentially have to step up and play.

Cooper expected to be back for the QPR game. What a blow that is.

Do we trust Faxon?

WUEDP?

 

[Harrisblade]

That’s why I got confused though, Hall literally said fans are questioning if Cooper is suspended or injured then he goes onto say he has a tight calf. Surely you can see why I thought he was talking about Cooper

No
It's because you don't understand what you're reading.
But you can get help for it!

 

[Shadota]

It's because you don't understand what you're reading.

Or hearing perhaps. This did come from the press conference after all.

Definitely a failure to comprehend the context though. Considering Danny Hall's opener to this was "question on Adam Davies". You can then interpret that Wilder's response is regarding the fitness of Adam Davies. OP has heard Cooper's name and made an assumption that was wildly incorrect. Quite unfortunate, considering the amount of panic this thread caused when initially posted.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Seeing as Matt Bianco corrected him in the second post l can’t recall much panic.