Favourite spontaneous Blades chants?

[Nesh Blade]

What are your favourite spontaneous Blades chants?

A couple personal recent favourites to get us going have to be “champions of League One, you’ll never sing that” at Liverpool and “you’re just a shit Steven Gerrard” when Frank Lampard’s Derby County tried to take on Wilder

 

[ThatJa]

I always love the "What the fuck, what the fuckin hell is that" chant.

 

[ChuntyMalone]

'Tracksuit from Matalan' at Luton

 

[Blade.com]

What are your favourite spontaneous Blades chants?

A couple personal recent favourites to get us going have to be “champions of League One, you’ll never sing that” at Liverpool and “you’re just a shit Steven Gerrard” when Frank Lampard’s Derby County tried to take on Wilder

“ You’re just a shit Derby county” again when Fat Frank tried to take on Wilder at Chelsea, full time whistle.

 

[Stu_Blade]

I used to like the random "go on then" at corners no specific reason or rhythm

 

[CarlMcBlade]

You’re gonna get your fucking head kicked in, was always a fine response to the opposition scoring a goal.

 

[bertieblade]

He’s fat he’s round he’s taking Wednesday down

atkinson

 

[Cheets]

Against Millwall a couple of months ago: "He shagged all your mums, he shagged all your mu-u-ums, Danny Dyer, he shagged all your mums"

 

[Silent Blade]

Malcolm MacDonald missing a chance at the Kop end in Blades v Newcastle in April 1976. The Kop sang "Supertwat! Supertwat!"

 

[DifferentClass]

Opener against Brum, live on Sky, first full capacity match in over a year.
Within five minutes we were already singing "Sky TV is fucking shit"...

 

[DifferentClass]

Brum away in the second promotion season under Wilder: "She's got chlamydia" at a local lass attempting to give it large.

Also "You don't know what you're doing" at several half time marriage proposals over the years.

 

[jt64]

 

[Canterbury Blade]

QPR away in 90’s to the fattest steward I’ve ever seen (other than some of the monster birds in Cardiff last week!)..
“There’s gonna be a diet..” to the tune of the 80’s classic “there’s gonna be a riot”.

 

[A_Bladesman]

Where's your caravan @julian speroni in 06/07 season.
(Edit) - Hoping to get to the Fulham game but I think I will have some work lined up if your interested.

 

[KeyffSmyff]

England's number one to Mel Rees on debut to find out he was Welsh.

 

[Cheets]

England's number one to Mel Rees on debut to find out he was Welsh.

The following week we played at Goodison and sang "Wales' Number 1" to him. At the start of the second half Neville Southall ran to the goal in front of the United fans to be greeted by chants of "Wales' Number 2".

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

The first match at the Lane after we'd sold Mick Jones.

"Hodgy, Hodgy, buy us Mick Jones,
Hodgy, buy us Mick Jones"

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Wolves away, 1997. My first ever league away game.

Drab game. Baking hot, sluggish pace, crowd flat. So one bloke at the front of our gangway stood up, turned around and yelled "COME ON BLADES SING UP - WE MIGHT AS WELL NOT BE HERE!!'

He inspired a few verses of;

"We might as well not be here,
We might as well not be here,
We might as well not
Might as well not
Might as well not bere heeereee
Oi

 

[mattbianco1]

Not a United one but always wanted to tell this story...

Kid I used to work with was a Kidderminster fan. Apparently Jamal Matt was waiting to take a penalty with the crowd falling silent when some fan spontaneously shouted - " HIT IT WITH YOUR COCK JAMAL!!"

 

[Trafford]

To Gaza - “crying in a minute, you’ll be crying in a minute”

 

[Bell4]

You’re hard

 

[MJM]

A few years ago when we played Villa in our promotion season, whenever Grealish did something pathetic, TJB. chanted "Greasy hair, tiny knob. Greasy hair and a tiny knob"

 

[S64 Blade]

It happens regularly on G&H (usually around the 15/20 minutes mark), but "Sheff United, hallelujah, hallelujah" always brings a smile to my face.

 

[Jon Bon II]

You’re gonna get your fucking head kicked in, was always a fine response to the opposition scoring a goal.

I was watching one of those 1970's pop music programmes a bit ago and Mary Hopkin was on singing 'Those Were The Days, My Friend'. For the next couple of days, I found myself wandering round singing 'We'll see you all outside, we'll see you all outside, we'll see you all, we'll see you all outside....'

 

[Bert]

Barnsley v Huddersfield, 1998.

Barnsley are 7-0 up, Huddersfield score.

Huddersfield fans.... "You're not singing, you're not singing any more".

 

[LudlamBlade]

Bournemouth at home in the Prem, Wilder squared up with a couple of their bench staff...

"Wilder, knock him out, Wilder Wilder knock him out"

 

[Aganarama]

Not a United chant as such... I can't remember the game but it was under Warnock and a rendition of the A-Team theme tune started on the Kop!

 

[Houston_Blade]

“Take your time” the first time Norwich starting timewasting against us. Not as funny the 2nd and 3rd times though.

“Your suit’s from Matalan” to Tony Cottee at Watford away a good few years ago. He started pointing at the label.

“Happy birthday Chris Wilder” at rustville.

 

[Blacksea]

Jackie Charltons fucked it up again.

 

[SheepdipBlade]

First time I remember "Tracksuit from Matalan" was to Gabor Kirali's baggy grey tracky bottoms during the last game of Warnock's promotion season at the Lane.

They had Ian Dowie as manager, so Tracksuit from Matalan got followed by Manager from Chester Zoo.

Another fave was a new and over-keen steward trying to get us all to sit down at the back of the Kop. We'd just sat down, when Brownie ("Shoes off for Robson Out" fame) started "Stand up if you hate Wednesday". The steward's face was a picture, but he knew when he'd been beat!