Father Christmas has come early.

[Canterbury Blade]

He wasn’t called Samantha was she??

 

[John Street West Terrace]

As posted earlier, a guy who I met on a cruise said he would give me his Sheffield United shares.
He told me he had three.
Well, the certificate came today, and I am now the proud owner of 337 shares.
I might get a seat on the board with such a large holding.

We’ll look back at this moment Mick at the point where the ownership issue became resolved after an inknown local fan launched his rise to power in the echelons of S2 . All great things start off small ... well that’s what I told the missus on our wedding night

 

[Mad Mick]

You lot are a set of perverts. I'm 67 years old so what makes you think I'd give my body to anyone for a few shares. Mind you I did make a major decision on the ship. I decided I would swing both ways. That way I've got twice the chance of pulling, and there were a lot of sailors about.

 

[Grecian2000]

Was his name Jack and was the ship called the Titanic?

Can I tell you that no one shows devotion when they're down on their knees quite like me
Except maybe Jack in Titanic

 

[steve26272]

Father Christmas has come early

I know how he feels

Try 5 pints of Stella, and imagine your nannan in the bath

 

[Foxy]

Apparently they are currently 6.5p per share.

I was recently offered some at £40.00 per share

I didn't snap their hand off.

 

[diode_blade]

Correct

Aparrently on Sept the 24th in 2017 they reached a massive low for about 45 seconds then suddenly bounced high, the stock market was flummoxed the following day unable to explain this phenomenon.....

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Try 5 pints of Stella, and imagine your nannan in the bath

I think that's where the problem lies mate......that's what I do but my nannan was quite a looker!!

 

[steve26272]

she Certainly is.....