Fat Prick Samuel Tugs Himself off

[Linz]

Despite having no name attached to it, you just know it's our friend Martin. You can just sense the explosive glee he feels writing this.


Maybe whining Blades boss Blackwell can blame West Ham for FA Cup defeat and sue the referee for loss of income

Kevin Blackwell was absolutely furious that referee Peter Walton ruled Kyle Naughton's header had crossed the line as his Sheffield United team were knocked out of the FA Cup at Hull.

The manager felt hard done by that the own goal stood when television replays were inconclusive, but that seems to be the default setting at his club.

Maybe they should work out how much they have lost from going out of the competition and sue the official for it.

The official has made a decision when he’s not 100 per cent sure and that’s what’s a disgrace,' Blackwell said. 'Managers lose their jobs over that. That’s what they don’t understand. I’ve got a family and kids.'

Now Walton is a long way off being a good referee and booked United's Billy Sharp for diving when he was fouled in the Hull penalty area but Blackwell is still in a job and it is a fair bet his children aren't in danger of going hungry.

Asking Sheffield United to find a sense of proportion, it seems, is asking just a little too much.

Now a number of things are clear...

1) Martin Samuel is a cock - this goes without saying.

2) The Daily Mail don't edit his writing, as the above has absolutely no journalistic merit whatsoever.

3) His claim that he has no vendetta against Sheffield United was about as big a lie as his claiming that he could fit into a 28 waist pair of jeans and have room to spare.

4) He's still a cock..

5) Proportion... or portion size... seems to be something Mr Samuel has a very good grasp of.

6) Cheap shots at fat people are fun.

7) Cheap shots at fat people who just happen to be wankers are even more fun

 

[dutchblade]

How I hate this man...it s unbelievable what he is writing, about yesterday, tevezaffaire etc etc....If there s one man on earth that deserves the "c...word" or worser it s him...

 

[happyhippy]

He is utterly beyond the pale.

 

[Linz]

I've sent a comment along of the lines of "we know it's you... pussy".

I don't expect to get it published

 

[Kev Gee]

I was waiting for him to surface with something after the game. So predictable!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Glad to see a few Blades are giving the mail what for with the comments now. Lazy, vendetta journalism; he should be sacked!

 

[Linz]

Lulz at the comments:

I presume this has been written by Martin 'I don't have a vendetta against Sheffield United' Samuel ?

Here we go again Mr Samuels, same old same old!

Give it a rest son, KB wasn't even in charge when the controversy with West Ham blew up, so to tar him with that brush is way off the mark.

You cannot blame KB for his comments after the game when emotions are still running high, there were 2 clear mistakes made in 2 key incidents, the officials got it wrong this time but as we all know these things even themselves out over the course of a season & this defeat didn't cost us any promotion points although to lose in that manner, away at a premiership club is particulary hard to take.

Never mind, upwards & onwards! UTB!

Martin

You need to relax a little bit. Think of your health. Maybe have a little rest from writing about Sheffield United for a while.

Yours

Wil

Is that you, Mr Samuel?

Wow. Presumably "Hatchet Man" is a cleverly devised name for Martin Samuels.

Bitter? I think so.

Is that an admission from the moderators that our suspicions are indeed correct?

 

[TonyAgana]

"You need to relax a little bit. Think of your health. Maybe have a little rest from writing about Sheffield United for a while."

If writing about us helps in any way to put him in an early grave, write on.

 

[Linz]

The West Ham fans have finally realised that the thing with buttons on in front of them is called a "keyboard" and if you bash it, sometimes words come out

EDIT... But booo.... all the comments have been wiped!

 

[Bladesman]

Well it certainly looks like a Samuel article.

The more of this crap he writes the sooner he will get the boot.

We can only hope.

 

[Autumn]

I couldn't be arsed to read the tripe...i saw daily mail and that was that...I wouldn't tar all fatties with the same brush as that dickwad samuels though, but still, most of those journalists darn sarf have no fucking clue on the northern goings on, as they are too blind sided by their own egos and teams.

Fuck em all...and Up the sambucca!! I mean blades.

 

[shorehamview]

Now that the ref has apologised for Naughton's own goal not actually really being a goal, at least not one of ball-crossed-line sort, and also for Sharp not in fact diving and actually getting fouled will that fat fuckstick Samuels write an apology himself?
You've more chance of finding dragon shit on Fargate.

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

Mr Samuel, watch that blood pressure!

I know you like to get all worked up, hot and sweaty any time you get the chance to pull your pud over the Blades misfortunes, but I don't want you thinking that Sheffield United bosses will be calculating the cost of your funeral, coupled in with the loss of revenue because you will no longer be able to report on what a bunch of moaning whingers we are after your body pops, let it go man.

There are simply not enough trees to build you a coffin and the carbon emissions it would take to burn you would take us over the tipping point in terms of global warming, although I do believe the Blades would be able to sue you for that as it would ruin the grass on the pitch when England becomes a series tropical Islands. Please, save you health, save the planet!

 

[S64 Blade]

Now that the ref has apologised for Naughton's own goal not actually really being a goal, at least not one of ball-crossed-line sort, and also for Sharp not in fact diving and actually getting fouled will that fat fuckstick Samuels write an apology himself?
You've more chance of finding dragon shit on Fargate.

I'll be on Fargate later, i'll let you know how the quest goes

 

[Hartyblade]

I wrote a nice and polite abusive comment, only to see it would get moderated! Damn

 

[happyhippy]

Now that the ref has apologised for Naughton's own goal not actually really being a goal, at least not one of ball-crossed-line sort, and also for Sharp not in fact diving and actually getting fouled will that fat fuckstick Samuels write an apology himself?
You've more chance of finding dragon shit on Fargate.

He'll probably write that we threatened to sue unless Walton publicly apologised, licked the dragon shit from King Kev I & II's boots, and then went to the stocks to be sprayed with sulphuric acid.

Actually, I wish he would, as it'd be more truthful than pretty much all of the crap he produces in print.

 

[keenzy]

an anagram of his name:

anal mum sister

got any others

 

[Linz]

an anagram of his name:

anal mum sister

The problem with that being... his name is Martin Samuel.

No extra "s".

 

[silverfox]

an anagram of his name:

anal mum sister

Sounds like how he was produced!

 

[keenzy]

The problem with that being... his name is Martin Samuel.

No extra "s".

Anal mum siter :thumbup:

or:

Mums anal rite

hehehe

 

[Linz]

They should put this picture on every street corner to scare the chavs off...



"He's watching and he's hungry"

 

[silverfox]

I just hope his mum likes him.

Otherwise.........

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

Here we go, I am editing this as I realised Keenzy had anal mum siter.

I hope this tops it and has all the relevant letters for the Fat sod!

Munter Salami

Fitting for a fat ugly sod who probably does nothing else but eat fatty european garlic sausage!

Took me a while and I think I used all my brain power for the day, but hope it was worth it!

 

[Mousey]

A few good ones...

A Terminal Sum

A Menial Strum

Anal Mire Smut

Anal Mister Um

 

[keenzy]

martin samuel - i tremmal anus

 

[Linz]

Here's a job for him if ever there was one: http://www.marketingweek.co.uk/cgi-...v=top10jobs&ven=internal&typ=mwweb&dte=060309

 

[Autumn]

They should put this picture on every street corner to scare the chavs off...

View attachment 1850

"He's watching and he's hungry"

I've stuck it on my fridge, i've already lost 3lbs this week, there's many names for this diet...I like to call it eat no shit, you won't look like "it"

 

[Hartyblade]

martin samuel - i am a rustle

DAMN -mn + r

i am a rustler

 

[metalblade]

Just imagine the last day of the season at Palace after being battering us for 90mins Warnocks lads play a back pass but the balls rolls into an empty net to hand us second place and promotion. Now what would be the reaction from fat C*** Samuel ???? Heart attack ? Spontaneous human combustion ? both hopefully.