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More importantly, is pgmetcalf (obv the "i" doesn't work on his keyboard) our very own Leonard????:gallop:
 
Statement from the office of Duncan Disorderly

I'd just like to go on record as saying that I am not, and have never been Furious George. I do not know Furious George. However, I do share the wish to stab Alien in the eye with a fork.

It is nothing personal. I just don't like him, and have felt this way ever since he threatening me with execution, (in the unlikely event that he becomes the first Emperor of the World).




;)
 
Statement from the office of Duncan Disorderly

I'd just like to go on record as saying that I am not, and have never been Furious George. I do not know Furious George. However, I do share the wish to stab Alien in the eye with a fork.

It is nothing personal. I just don't like him, and have felt this way ever since he threatening me with execution, (in the unlikely event that he becomes the first Emperor of the World).




;)

You'll have someones eye out if you keep waving that fork about
 
Statement from the office of Duncan Disorderly

I'd just like to go on record as saying that I am not, and have never been Furious George. I do not know Furious George. However, I do share the wish to stab Alien in the eye with a fork.

It is nothing personal. I just don't like him, and have felt this way ever since he threatening me with execution, (in the unlikely event that he becomes the first Emperor of the World).




;)

How come you're still around ?
I was told the hit was a success. Have I been living in disguise as a cowherder's wife in Bolivia since christmas without need ?
I don't belive this .... have you any idea how much vaseline costs over here !!:eek::blush:
 
The only successful hit you will get with me is the one where I land one on your chin matey.

The rest of your post does make sense of other matters. To avoid being killed, I have been living as a cowherder in Bolivia. Man alive, the Bolivian woman who is acting as my 'wife' is soooo ugly. She has everything a man could want, including sideburns. Fortunately she insists on any 'nocturnal activities' being performed in the complete dark after what seems like a cleansing and purifying ritual involving a lot of Vaseline. Its costing me a bleeding fortune. Anyway the complete darkness thing is a blessing to be truthful. At least I can think about someone I fancy otherwise she might have to 'sing the national anthem', as it were.
 
This has got to be one of the politest forum fights ever.:D:D:D

It'll get bitter when I start telling people what my Bolivian husband likes me to do with my little finger.
I hope he doesn't want another three some with daisy and ermintrude tonight
 

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