Fallowfileds team to Battologize the bewildered black cats

[FallowfieldBlade]

HMS HECKY It’s not looking good bruv , all I’m saying is I did warn you all and you mocked me well who’s laughing now not me as I have to watch the shite this team has served up all year

Anyway how do you fix the problem , I think we rely far too much on 5 at the back ,why ? It’s only worked properly under wilder and hecky for a very brief period in terms of actually playing well , I would change to a 4-2-3-1 to get our best players all in the side. We almost pigeon hole bad players because they fit a 5-3-2 this mystical formation that once worked under a different manager

I would drop/rest mcburbie & Bogle just for the sheer amount of games we have played and have coming up and they look knackered

That team gets all our best players in there best positions IMO 5-3-2 we struggle

I don’t expect that team and it wouldn’t surprise me if both sharp fleck and max Lowe play because that’s hecky logic

My team would be
—LEAGUE ONE WESLEY —

—-BALDOCK—ANEL—EGAN—JLT—

——-NORWOOD—-DOYLE——

—-BERGE—-NDIAYE —-JASON MACATEER

———-—-JEBBERINGSON—-

Half time entertainment by Portsmouth who will be singing us his first half ratings and telling us all how stupid we are even though he has no coaching badges (like me ) pommpey

 

[Bell4]

Haven’t read your post

But agree

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Haven’t read your post

But agree

Nice one bell UTB

 

[Bell4]

Nice one bell UTB

UTB buddy

 

[raimond]

Anyway how do you fix the problem , I think we rely far too much on 5 at the back ,why ?

Because Egan's too slow to play in a back 4 and has been badly exposed every time we've played it.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Because Egan's too slow to play in a back 4 and has been badly exposed every time we've played it.

Has he ? We signed him from Brentford who played in a back 4

It’s a myth he can’t play in a back 4

All centre backs will look better in a 5 becuase there’s an extra CB

 

[knowsnowt]

LOOT!

 

[raimond]

Has he ? We signed him from Brentford who played in a back 4

It’s a myth he can’t play in a back 4

All centre backs will look better in a 5 becuase there’s an extra CB

Yes. And at Brentford he had the same reputation. He came to us where for a couple of seasons, with O'Connell and Basham covering behind him, he was bloody superb.

With O'Connell injured, the season we came down he was exposed over and over again, and has continued to never look the same since. Last thing he needs is exposing further in a back 4.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Yes. And at Brentford he had the same reputation. He came to us where for a couple of seasons, with O'Connell and Basham covering behind him, he was bloody superb.

With O'Connell injured, the season we came down he was exposed over and over again, and has continued to never look the same since. Last thing he needs is exposing further in a back

I think that’s harsh on egan he’s a good centre back and can play in 4 or a 5

If it’s a choice between actually attacking and playing egan in a two I know what I’d pick

 

[Davalon]

 

[SUFC Guy]

HMS HECKY It’s not looking good bruv , all I’m saying is I did warn you all and you mocked me well who’s laughing now not me as I have to watch the shite this team has served up all year

Anyway how do you fix the problem , I think we rely far too much on 5 at the back ,why ? It’s only worked properly under wilder and hecky for a very brief period in terms of actually playing well , I would change to a 4-2-3-1 to get our best players all in the side. We almost pigeon hole bad players because they fit a 5-3-2 this mystical formation that once worked under a different manager

I would drop/rest mcburbie & Bogle just for the sheer amount of games we have played and have coming up and they look knackered

That team gets all our best players in there best positions IMO 5-3-2 we struggle

I don’t expect that team and it wouldn’t surprise me if both sharp fleck and max Lowe play because that’s hecky logic

My team would be
—LEAGUE ONE WESLEY —

—-BALDOCK—ANEL—EGAN—JLT—

——-NORWOOD—-DOYLE——

—-BERGE—-NDIAYE —-JASON MACATEER

———-—-JEBBERINGSON—-

Half time entertainment by Portsmouth who will be singing us his first half ratings and telling us all how stupid we are even though he has no coaching badges (like me ) pommpey

Stopped reading at 'H'

Seriously though FF, don't stop posting because you add a little something 'specific' to the forum

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Not every day I add a new word to my vocabulary but this is definitely an accurate description of recent tactics. Thankyou professor Fallowfield

 

[Boxer Blade]

Regarding having 'coaching' badges, my mate has a full driving license but he's absolutely shit at it and doesn't understand the basics of how to do it.
Just thought I'd Chuck it in

 

[Richeee]

HMS HECKY It’s not looking good bruv , all I’m saying is I did warn you all and you mocked me well who’s laughing now not me as I have to watch the shite this team has served up all year

Anyway how do you fix the problem , I think we rely far too much on 5 at the back ,why ? It’s only worked properly under wilder and hecky for a very brief period in terms of actually playing well , I would change to a 4-2-3-1 to get our best players all in the side. We almost pigeon hole bad players because they fit a 5-3-2 this mystical formation that once worked under a different manager

I would drop/rest mcburbie & Bogle just for the sheer amount of games we have played and have coming up and they look knackered

That team gets all our best players in there best positions IMO 5-3-2 we struggle

I don’t expect that team and it wouldn’t surprise me if both sharp fleck and max Lowe play because that’s hecky logic

My team would be
—LEAGUE ONE WESLEY —

—-BALDOCK—ANEL—EGAN—JLT—

——-NORWOOD—-DOYLE——

—-BERGE—-NDIAYE —-JASON MACATEER

———-—-JEBBERINGSON—-

Half time entertainment by Portsmouth who will be singing us his first half ratings and telling us all how stupid we are even though he has no coaching badges (like me ) pommpey

Battologize worth a like for that on its own without the rest of the post

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Stopped reading at 'H'

Seriously though FF, don't stop posting because you add a little something 'specific' to the forum

Wisdom and knowledge is what I add

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Battologize worth a like for that on its own without the rest of the post

Most of the people on here won’t know what that word means

 

[djbaldken]

Not every day I add a new word to my vocabulary but this is definitely an accurate description of recent tactics. Thankyou professor Fallowfield
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Fallowfield is very good at repeating words and phrases to a tiresome degree.

The follwing are all examples of excessive use:
Get rid of Hecky
Gareth Southgatebottom
Hecky doesnt have a clue
We play well for 20 minutes at a time
Leegwan Wes
UEFA A class coaching badge
Fact

 

[originaltrueblade]

HMS HECKY It’s not looking good bruv , all I’m saying is I did warn you all and you mocked me well who’s laughing now not me as I have to watch the shite this team has served up all year

Anyway how do you fix the problem , I think we rely far too much on 5 at the back ,why ? It’s only worked properly under wilder and hecky for a very brief period in terms of actually playing well , I would change to a 4-2-3-1 to get our best players all in the side. We almost pigeon hole bad players because they fit a 5-3-2 this mystical formation that once worked under a different manager

I would drop/rest mcburbie & Bogle just for the sheer amount of games we have played and have coming up and they look knackered

That team gets all our best players in there best positions IMO 5-3-2 we struggle

I don’t expect that team and it wouldn’t surprise me if both sharp fleck and max Lowe play because that’s hecky logic

My team would be
—LEAGUE ONE WESLEY —

—-BALDOCK—ANEL—EGAN—JLT—

——-NORWOOD—-DOYLE——

—-BERGE—-NDIAYE —-JASON MACATEER

———-—-JEBBERINGSON—-

Half time entertainment by Portsmouth who will be singing us his first half ratings and telling us all how stupid we are even though he has no coaching badges (like me ) pommpey

Yep agree with that but Hecky won’t do that will he

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Fallowfield is very good at repeating words and phrases to a tiresome degree.

The follwing are all examples of excessive use:
Get rid of Hecky
Gareth Southgatebottom
Hecky doesnt have a clue
We play well for 20 minutes at a time
Leegwan Wes
UEFA A class coaching badge
Fact

You forgot shut up baldy you baldy

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

It’s taken a while, but I think I’m coming around to the misunderstood and under-appreciated hilarity of Fallowfool.

Contextualised within some of the truly hideous things posted about Hecky and the players during the last few days, the escalating ridiculousness of Fallowfool looks less like low-rent WUMing, and increasingly like Dom Jolly/Brass Eye-inspired satire.

Or, at worst, an exercise in sustained self-parody—which would at least make his wisdom a good deal more engaging than some of the aggressive self-absorbed drivel we have to suffer around these parts.*

* Note to self: the extent to which any of the above reflects the conscious intentions of Fallowfool may be questionable.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

It’s taken a while, but I think I’m coming around to the misunderstood and under-appreciated hilarity of Fallowfool.

Contextualised within some of the truly hideous things posted about Hecky and the players during the last few days, the escalating ridiculousness of Fallowfool looks less like low-rent WUMing, and increasingly like Dom Jolly/Brass Eye-inspired satire.

Or, at worst, an exercise in sustained self-parody—which would at least make his wisdom a good deal more engaging than some of the aggressive self-absorbed drivel we have to suffer around these parts.*

* Note to self: the extent to which any of the above reflects the conscious intentions of Fallowfool may be questionable.

Probably a mixture or that add a bit of trolling people who deserve it and a coaching badge thrown in

 

[biggiesablade]

I reckon your also Wonky Owl

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Probably a mixture or that add a bit of trolling people who deserve it and a coaching badge thrown in

Must confess, the ‘coaching badge’ looms kind of large in the bits I take as satire or self-parody

 

[djbaldken]

You forgot shut up baldy you baldy

How old are you? Nine?

would explain a lot.