Ex Blade Harry Maguire re Arrested

[BadgersBigToe]

Heard it kicked off because somebody took his plate away before he had finished, he was heard to shout “tara ma salata“

I know...I’ve let myself and everyone down

 

[benn5712]

How much does a Greek urn anyway?

Give me a minotaur two, I'll troy and find out.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Give me a minotaur two, I'll troy and find out.

Not surprisingly it’s the Centaur Forwards that earn the big money.

 

[benn5712]

Not surprisingly it’s the Centaur Forwards that earn the big money.

Kos they Nyx the most goals.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Standards slipping further and further at The Mail.
Articles like that should always where possible be headlined ..... "Former Sheffield United..........."

Maguire, known to have spoken on more than one occasion to Not Guilty rapist Ched Evans, Is believed to have kidney punched a group of disabled child orphan asylum seekers. As of yet, no witnesses have been found, although as ace reporter and West Ham cheerleader Martin Samuel Creosote writes, this doesn't mean it isn't true, what about Neil Warnock.

Former Sheffield United Chairman Kevin McCabe said, its all that Arabs fault, he's got no money.

 

[Sean Thornton]

He’s not the getting arrested type. It will be something and nothing. Probably an argument about sunbeds for his missis or sister getting out of hand. He will be fine.

I think it was his uncle and his zante....

 

[benn5712]

I think it was his uncle and his zante....

If that isn't Harry, they share a remarkable alykanas.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Hope he can find a good lawyer to help with his defence

If that Archimedes is on the prosecution team , he's well and truly screwed .

 

[Sam64]

Wondered what he was up to nowadays

 

[Gimli]

Is there a reason for all these Greece related puns, or is it just Kos we can...?

 

[benn5712]

Seem to have lost the thread.

 

[Shoreham_Bhoys]

Imagine a headbutt off him

 

[bypassblade]

Imagine a headbutt off him

Yes mate he's got a head like a "50 bob cabbage" massive, let OGS worry about the silly lad all that money and shit for brains.

 

[broomhillblade]

Is there a reason for all these Greece related puns, or is it just Kos we can...?

It's because he came acropolis...

 

[originaltrueblade]

I hope they jail the overrated twat.

That’s a possibility money won’t make any difference

 

[Superblades]

Ya can take the lad out of Mosborough but you can’t take Mosborough out of the lad.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Bladesman]

 

[bromtom]

Sounds like he's proper in trouble if what I read happened actually happened.

 

[Sean Thornton]

To top it off l understand he's done his Achilles.......

I'll get my cloak.....

 

[Cerberus Blade]

So is Covid-19 completely eliminated in Greece? Judging by those photos there's a very good chance half the Man U squad will test positive upon their return to training.

I’d say there’s almost zero chance. Just the same as here.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

What makes it worse, not an ounce of social distancing in sight in any of this press coverage.

Isn't it mint how a pandemic ends when you get bored of it?

 

[Eza Blade]

You have to be careful out there, he’ll end up shit Crete without a paddle

 

[benn5712]

You have to be careful out there, he’ll end up shit Crete without a paddle

Or on the Rhodes to nowhere.

 

[Blade58]

Mail now saying he tried to bribe his way out of trouble

Oh dear Harry. Hope that’s not true

 

[Dullblade]

I'd be surprised if he was involved in that way. Once saw him on a night out after he moved to hull and some drunk recognised him and tried to start an arguement/ fight. He just ask one of his mates to get a bouncer and the drunk was thrown out just before he started getting physical.

 

[8lade]

I'm with the adults on this one, doubt there's anything in it. Somebody'll have got upset about him being Man U, being with a bird or just looking the way he does maybe a bit of shoving police will turn up try and arrest him and he'll have resisted.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[originaltrueblade]

Oh Dear Harry if this is true, you won’t be playing this season (on the link)


Harry Maguire will spend ANOTHER night in a Greek jail cell


https://mol.im/a/8650613

Manchester United captain Harry Maguire arrested on Greek island after 'hitting police officer'
http://news.sky.com/story/manchester-united-captain-harry-maguire-arrested-on-greek-island-12053676

 

[cahill]

Must have given somebody a kick up the Aris.