Everton - Just like the Blades.

[LS16Blade]

Which clubs aren't proper clubs?

For me, it's those clubs where, it's the 3rd week in June and you excitedly check the freshly published new season fixtures to see who the first game is against, only to find yourself exclaiming, "For crying out loud".

So, basically at least 9 of the current Premier League...

 

[metalblade]

Having Sheffield children’s hospital on the front of your shirts , and not paying any tax or national insurance.
Then having the taxman take you to court , only for Mandrake the magician buy you for a £1
Ring any bells
Don’t forget to get the co op to turn a blind eye to close to £20 million in your debt
Now that’s a proper football club

Don't forget the money saving of not bothering with a stadium safety certificate.