Ever decked somebody who called you a pig

[The penguin]

Just been out for a pint this bank holiday with the wife and after 8 hours of supping needed some scran went to chubbys (I know) but got more of my kebab down my shirt than in my mouth she called me a pig so two kidney punches and a forearm smash to the temple she went down my question is this have you ever decked somebody for calling you a pig

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Took the wife out this aft...

 

[Iceybabey]

Took you 8 hours to sup one pint?

 

[The penguin]

Took you 8 hours to sup one pint?

Sorry wrong way round 1 hour 8 pints

 

[Dkc]

Took the wife out this aft...

..ernoon.

One punch

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Just been out for a pint this bank holiday with the wife and after 8 hours of supping needed some scran went to chubbys (I know) but got more of my kebab down my shirt than in my mouth she called me a pig so two kidney punches and a forearm smash to the temple she went down my question is this have you ever decked somebody for calling you a pig

I'm surprised you can still type after 8 pints in 1 hour.

Has tha gorra gut like this

 

[1889]

Just been out for a pint this bank holiday with the wife and after 8 hours of supping needed some scran went to chubbys (I know) but got more of my kebab down my shirt than in my mouth she called me a pig so two kidney punches and a forearm smash to the temple she went down my question is this have you ever decked somebody for calling you a pig

Two kidney punches and a forearm smash but she still went down?

She sounds like a keeper

 

[Jehovah]

Just been out for a pint this bank holiday with the wife and after 8 hours of supping needed some scran went to chubbys (I know) but got more of my kebab down my shirt than in my mouth she called me a pig so two kidney punches and a forearm smash to the temple she went down my question is this have you ever decked somebody for calling you a pig

BornOnShoreham won't like this.

 

[sitwell]

Don't diss chubbys

 

[raul]

BornOnShoreham won't like this.

I know.

He HATES kebabs ...

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Two kidney punches and a forearm smash but she still went down?

She sounds like a keeper

Not a chance.. Klopp's looking for a bit more character

 

[BigBed]

No, but I've decked a pig for calling me somthingelse on occasion.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

No, 'cause I'm not a knob

 

[Seanshoreham]

Just been out for a pint this bank holiday with the wife and after 8 hours of supping needed some scran went to chubbys (I know) but got more of my kebab down my shirt than in my mouth she called me a pig so two kidney punches and a forearm smash to the temple she went down my question is this have you ever decked somebody for calling you a pig

Is she related to Piggy Chris Kirkland?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Is it ever ok to snot a woman?

 

[North East Blade]

Yes our lass caught me in bed with her sister last week and she called me a rotten cheating pig so I decked her

 

[dublin 10 blade]

No , not for calling me a pig , but back in the day I was walking out of Midland station, when them scumie fuckers where playing away
.Anyroads , 3 of em ramble up to me and on seeing my “Blades “ badge spit on it and me
So slap him with the duty free bottle of vodka . Got rag dolled all over place but my hatred of the pigs has been on the go since then .
Over30 years later

 

[BigBed]

Is it ever ok to snot a woman?

Equal opportunities says so??

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Kidney or Donkey punches only.

 

[metalblade]

No , not for calling me a pig , but back in the day I was walking out of Midland station, when them scumie fuckers where playing away
.Anyroads , 3 of em ramble up to me and on seeing my “Blades “ badge spit on it and me
So slap him with the duty free bottle of vodka . Got rag dolled all over place but my hatred of the pigs has been on the go since then .
Over30 years later

I remember one day getting grief from some pigs on the Pond st escalators, my mate had a bad chest cold and was just in the process of clearing his sinuses, with perfect timing as we were passing he hit the mouthiest pig square in the eye with a huge ball of bright green phlegm we couldn't chase them for laughing I was very close to pissing myself that day.