Drunken coked up old Blades "wanting it".

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You spend time at work actually working and have a quick neb at lunch time, and find you've missed all the fun/halfwitted nonsense. Oh well, there's bound to be another one along soon.
 
Fallowfield has a son !

Furthermore, at point of maximum stimulation, I'd wager the sex-worker he'd employed as a co-opter for a fee would insist he wear a prophylactic sheath as part of contracted services protocol and terms and conditions to catch whatever issue his gland produced. Even uncovered, one would imagine none more than a two-legged-spider and a puff of dust be emitted, such is the ridiculous low-end potency of such a fucking galaxy-sized bellend.

pommpey
 

Well me and my pal bought half and half scarves and some prick kept gesturing at us but we just minded our own business then all of a sudden he starts walking towards us and I must admit my arse went a bit and I did a little poo poo in my Y fronts,thankfully for us city scored just before he got in close enough range to do what I presume wank me off if his hand gestures were anything to go by.

Those y fronts going on eBay I hope…
Asking for a friend
match-worn-yfronts.com
 
I love how it can go from us all thinking, “who is this muppet, I hope he fucks off quickly”, to “where is he, I want him to come back”

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It can be a slow Monday in the office and I have been trying to workout what he was saying for at least an hour.
 
Lift aa brick up anf dats what u see pal this lot woodlasses on brig to trip to qembley n yh we lost but dunt care bout that cus they cant match what see out side of it cus dats is lot mate
 

fuckin clever we laugjin faces all ot place ha ha n dst one fuckin message me n prive u cunt no fuckin intidatw or acare me cus trust me bro iv seen lot of stuff u darnt even av a nitemares with pal fucjin cryin sl dnt bother agen and dsys u CAPPY fuckin cap i stam n get GONE
 

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