We were getting grief from some short arse drunken old blade in The Green Man. We were minding our own business and this cunt kept saying to the four of us, "you're not real blades" and then to me (I'm 52), "how long have you been a blade" so I said "all my life, though obviously not as long as you".... then he started going on about had we seen Eddie Colquhoun play, "no mate, I'm not old enough", "ah well you're not real blades". He was getting quite worked up and even punched a nearby van. At this point, the lads he was with who I think was his son was trying to calm him down and even said "don't do this again". Embarrassing. He was clearly smashed and doubt he'll remember much about the day. There's no fool like an old fool.