The only reason I would want Wednesday to stay up is so we can royally spank them in both of the derbies so they might just shut the fuck up about Boxing day.
Their supporters individually can be okay, I'm sure we all know the odd one or two we would even permit in our homes, but en masse they are a bunch of bouncing cockends. I hope they do go down, I want to see the inevitable pictures of a child in a Wednesday shirt crying on the telly. I want all the Wednesday fans from politics to feel the gut wrenching awfulness of another relegation, especially those ex-council members who constantly backed everything the pigs did while simultaneously trying to stamp United into the mud. I want Joe Ashton blubbing, the twat.
I want people wondering why a crumbling Third Division shithole could possibly be considered for World Cup football. A shitty club in a shitty ground followed by inbred knuckle-dragging neanderthals.
Yes, I want them down. I want them non-league.