Disgraceful blades fans

[ShockingBadBuy]

I once tried to convince the head teacher at comprehensive school, a tw@ is actually a scientific term for a pregnant goldfish..

Urban myth I'm afraid. The goldfish, not twat Harriott.

It's an enduring urban myth, then. I remember that one from the late 1970s. Had completely forgotten it until just now, mind you, so maybe it's me that's enduring rather than the myth.

As for spurious football-agent-wind-up-wankers ..... pregnant goldfish, the lot of 'em.

 

[8lade]

He should stick to cooking.