Design your perfect SUFC player

[Wright1889]

What’s yours?
Permanent only.


Football Brain:
Dribbling:
Skills:
Mentality:
Pens:
Passing:
Technique:
Speed:
Free Kicks:

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

 

[gavtheblade]

Can't be bothered.

 

[biggiesablade]

Football brain of mcburnie

Mentality of moussett

Pace of oli burke

 

[Tarqs]

I mean walker is faster than mbappe.

Juninho pernumbecabo a far better free kick taker than Beckham.

Ronaldos penalties!!!!!

Given up

 

[Eza Blade]

It’s a struggle for me this just with United players from my era

Football Brain: Speed
Dribbling: -
Skills: MGW
Mentality: Morgan
Pens: Sharp
Passing: Coutts
Technique: Brown
Speed: Walker
Free Kicks: Brown

Elbows- Hodges
Front man hit - Norwood
Row ZZ - Simmonsen
Waste of talent -Moose

 

[Panini]

Football brain of mcburnie

Mentality of moussett

Pace of oli burke

Some will say you've just described Oli Burke.

 

[BigBed]

 

[Whiston Blade]

Pirlo, Zidane, Beckham.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Socrates + Denis Bergkamp + Bob Booker = Chris Basham

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

What’s yours?
Permanent only.
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Football Brain:
Dribbling:
Skills:
Mentality:
Pens:
Passing:
Technique:
Speed:
Free Kicks:

This is good, but you missed the most valuable commodity in football...finishing.

So, I'll complete this now to save Bert a job.

Finishing: Jimmy Greaves

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[Champagneblade]

What’s yours?
Permanent only.
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Football Brain: Hagan
Dribbling: Sabella
Skills: Currie
Mentality: Sharp
Pens: Duffield
Passing: Woodward
Technique: Deane
Speed: Walker
Free Kicks: Beattie

 

[S64 Blade]

Billy Sharp

 

[blades78]

Brian Deane

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

In summary, the Sheffield United 2022 transfer budget meeting.

 

[BettingBlade]

Brain - Sharp
Dribbling - Berge
Skills - Ndlovu
Mentality - Jagielka
Pens - Porter
Passing - Speed
Technique - Brown
Speed - Walker
Free kicks - Beattie

 

[jt64]

but they don't have "box to box ability", "towering header" or "bite", so they're all shit

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

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Finding it hard to disagree with that tbh. Skill, flair, technique combined with hard work, determination and effort. Like hand and glove were United and MGW. And no, I can’t move on.

 

[JimW1889]

Football brain of mcburnie

Mentality of moussett

Pace of oli burke

Pens: Simonsen

 

[biggiesablade]

but they don't have "box to box ability", "towering header" or "bite", so they're all shit

Not ability to rise like a salmon or battle like a beaver either

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Football Brain: Sharp
Dribbling: Berge
Skills: MGW
Mentality: Basham
Pens: Blackman
Passing: Norwood
Technique: Brown
Speed: Walker
Free Kicks: We're lacking here, aren't we?

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Anyone angry and basic

 

[sufc323]

Football Brain: Sharp
Dribbling: Berge
Skills: MGW
Mentality: Basham
Pens: Blackman
Passing: Norwood
Technique: Brown
Speed: Walker
Free Kicks: We're lacking here, aren't we?

Free kicks: Beattie

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

A cloned Messi would do for me.

 

[BushBlade]

Dribbling -Brooks

Nutmegs - Brooks

Free kicks against pigs - Brooks and Tonge.

Everything else - Deano.

 

[bongleblade]

Football brain of mcburnie

Mentality of moussett

Pace of oli burke

Isn’t that just Oli Burke you’re describing?

 

[biggiesablade]

Isn’t that just Oli Burke you’re describing?

Ish but he wears stone island and loves a kebab

 

[Tongeincheek]

Hair: Callum Robinson
Head: Brian Deane
Face: Baldock (for the men-fancying fans)
Neck: Morgs
Torso: Berge
Arms: Sharpy’s got guns
Entire Bottom half: Moose
Dietary discipline and injury proneness: anyone but Moose