Derby fans a disgrace

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Would any of the BladesPlainers care to have a deconstruct of the terrace song which includes
"I'd let you shag my wife"
On the face of it, that's about men owning women and being able to share them around for sex, and I dare say would constitute rape.....
But, I've been wrong before......

As an accomplished wordsmith why not come up with some new completely sterile songs and chants for us or failing that suck all the humour out of the existing ones?

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

As an accomplished wordsmith why not come up with some new completely sterile songs and chants for us or failing that suck all the humour out of the existing ones?

Can't effectively copyright them & generate a revenue stream, which I actually find quite funny.
(edit - I suppose I could premiere new chants on Tik Tok & try to bring in some advertising clicks)

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Both interpretations of the chant are valid, it's subjective.

I completely understand how you came to your conclusion, but you don't seem to accept that "shag your women and drink your beer" can be reasonably interpreted as objectification.

I've chanted it for years and still do, I think it's a borderline case. Don't know why you're so resistant to agreeing with others about their interpretations though that are hardly irrational.

About the most sensible post on this thread on this song.
I personally see it as having sex in the away town, as.opposed to the lower standard local blokes.
But you're right, the other interpretation makes a pretty sordid song.
The problem on this thread has been some people who view it one way absolute refusal to even contemplate it may mean something different to other people. Then immediate resorting to whatever foul insinuations they can lay their hands on.
A pretty sad read.

 

[Jinxy1966]

Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh.
Shoreham boys we are here, get three points and drink some beer,
Oh,oh, - oh,oh - oh, oh.

Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here to hopefully engage in consensual sex with the local women (providing they are above the age of consent of course) & then sample the alcoholic beverages in the local hostelries whilst acknowledging the managements right to refuse admission oh, oh, ooooohoohooh

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

As an accomplished wordsmith why not come up with some new completely sterile songs and chants for us or failing that suck all the humour out of the existing ones?

"Say we want to win the game, say we want to win the game (but if we don't win the game, then don't worry it's OK)"

"We're the Red & White Inclusivepeople"

"Sheffield United, Sheffield United FC. We're by far the most well mannered team, the world has ever seen"

"If I had the wings of a Sparrow, and the graceful derriere of a Crow, I'd fly over Hillsborough tomorrow, to be kind first and just say hello, hello"

 

[EddieColquhoun]

As the CBF business model does not generate enough income to fully fund our activities, we have to rely on VIP invites to pub & bar openings and brewery & beer launches for a lot of our Ale. We generally find the beer industry are falling over themselves to be associated with the CBF Brand. Pubs & bars at away matches are particularly keen to offer us freebies for simple, biased and partisan promotion to other fans via our wide & diverse social media reach.
We rarely mention this aspect of our business, for fear people will find out & we'll fuck it up for ourselves.

"Woke Walter Mitty's we are here
Identifying as women
As we sip free beer......"

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here to hopefully engage in consensual sex with the local women (providing they are above the age of consent of course) & then sample the alcoholic beverages in the local hostelries whilst acknowledging the managements right to refuse admission oh, oh, ooooohoohooh

Sends out a really poor message that.

1. What about gender fluid people? They also have the right be objectified or not objectified as per their preferences. Limiting this to ‘women’ is a disgrace.

2. Mentioning alcohol is inappropriate as it will cause distress to alcoholics and to religious communities that don’t approve of it. Another disgrace.

Can you please redraft as necessary.

 

[Dark muffy]

Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here to hopefully engage in consensual sex with the local women (providing they are above the age of consent of course) & then sample the alcoholic beverages in the local hostelries whilst acknowledging the managements right to refuse admission oh, oh, ooooohoohooh

What about if you want to have sex with the local men, its not very inclusive limiting it to just women. The rest of it seems very catchy.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

"Say we want to win the game, say we want to win the game (but if we don't win the game, then don't worry it's OK)"

"We're the Red & White Inclusivepeople"

"Sheffield United, Sheffield United FC. We're by far the most well mannered team, the world has ever seen"

"If I had the wings of a Sparrow, and the graceful derriere of a Crow, I'd fly over Hillsborough tomorrow, to be kind first and just say hello, hello"

Now we're cooking (but not on gas at those prices) I was thinking we could sing this little ditty to away fans.

'You're not very, you're not very, your not very nice.'

Then I realised this might be construed as a bit harsh and became racked with guilt.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

What about if you want to have sex with the local men, its not very inclusive limiting it to just women. The rest of it seems very catchy.

Room for artistic license I think. I have heard some female fans sing "shag your men" during the Shoreham song. Fair play.

 

[Garibaldi]

Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here, oh, oh
Shoreham boys we are here to hopefully engage in consensual sex with the local women (providing they are above the age of consent of course) & then sample the alcoholic beverages in the local hostelries whilst acknowledging the managements right to refuse admission oh, oh, ooooohoohooh

Top notch this

 

[Davalon]

What about if you want to have sex with the local men, its not very inclusive limiting it to just women. The rest of it seems very catchy.

As a pansexual I'm offended.

 

[Dark muffy]

As a pansexual I'm offended.

Dont blame you, think we'd have to consider the asexuals aswell.

 

[bladesince64]

Top notch this

Like it

May need a bit of practise though

 

[RossoDeltic]

Of course, there is inevitably a Pop Song about this New Puritanism that dynamoblade is explaining....

"Hail the new puritan
Maelstrom, cook one
And all hard-core fiends
Will die by me
And all decadent sins
Will reap discipline
New puritan
This is the grim reefer
The snap at the end of the straw
With a high grim quota
Your star karma gin
New puritan
In LA the window opener switch
Is like a dinosaur cackle
A pterodactyl cackle
Jet plane circle
Over imported trees
All the film ghosts will rise up
With the sexually abused and the new youth
In Britain the scream of electric pumps in a renovated pub
Your stomach swells up before you get drunk
Don't call me Peter I can't go
Salem's just up the road
I've got work to do
Hail the new puritan
Out of hovel-cum-coven-cum-oven
Hail the new puritan
Out of hovel, cum-coven, cum-oven
And all hard-core fiends
Will die by me
And all decadent sins
Will reap discipline
New puritan
I curse your preoccupation
With your record collection
New puritan has no time
It's only music, John
New puritan
Ungodly mass
Thick ass"

WITHOUT looking it up, guess the band.....

Too easy.
All those words have the correct spellings.
For example, Chicago Now has lines such as Do you werk hard?
Is there opportunity for Michael Clark to do some contemporary modern dance?

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Too easy.
All those words have the correct spellings.
For example, Chicago Now has lines such as Do you werk hard?
Is there opportunity for Michael Clark to do some contemporary modern dance?

Have you seen the Michael Clark interpretation on Pray Like Aretha Franklin?

 

[WhiteHawk]

 

[Wapping Blade]

Jeez the latent repression in that lot. Hard drive investigations needed methinks.

 

[RossoDeltic]

Too easy.
All those words have the correct spellings.
For example, Chicago Now has lines such as Do you werk hard?

Have you seen the Michael Clark interpretation on Pray Like Aretha Franklin?

We've seen his dance company a few times. Sadly not I Am Kurious Orange.
Haven't seen the video clip before, but he is a real challenge for people. I've seen him dance to the Fall before complete with the flags and the bare bums

 

[Jinxy1966]

Sends out a really poor message that.

1. What about gender fluid people? They also have the right be objectified or not objectified as per their preferences. Limiting this to ‘women’ is a disgrace.

2. Mentioning alcohol is inappropriate as it will cause distress to alcoholics and to religious communities that don’t approve of it. Another disgrace.

Can you please redraft as necessary.

I’ll look at a redraft as soon as I’ve served my penance in the self flagellation suite where I shall be giving myself 40 lashes with a whip made from 100% recycled rainbow boot laces.

 

[Jinxy1966]

As a pansexual I'm offended.

I’m offended on behalf of all other kitchen utensils. Why should pans get all the fun.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Dont blame you, think we'd have to consider the asexuals aswell.

I’m offended on behalf of all other orifices. Why should the ass get all the fun.

 

[Angef1Blade]

They're an absolute disgrace. Our fan's must be a higher calibre, because I haven't heard our away fans chanting anything like that in ages, just over a week in fact.

Clearly you weren't at Hull last weekend then - it was ringing loud & clear from a fair chunk of our fans

 

[ormester]

OK so them that sing Shoreham boys are cunts as well?? Cos shagging someone else's women is also a cunts trick!! Fucking get a life man honesy if you take terrace songs to heart then you need a new life pal

Stop looking like a idiot

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Stop looking like a idiot

Looking ?

 

[Garibaldi]

Clearly you weren't at Hull last weekend then - it was ringing loud & clear from a fair chunk of our fans

I think he’s aware of that and was making a joke of it!

 

[Davalon]

I’m offended on behalf of all other kitchen utensils. Why should pans get all the fun.

Have you tried sticking your erect penis in a cheese grater or blender

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Have you tried sticking your erect penis in a cheese grater or blender

I got thrown out of the butchers shop for putting my appendage in the bacon slicer -

(s)he was none too pleased

tish
and indeed
Boom !

 

[Bladesman]

Now we're cooking (but not on gas at those prices) I was thinking we could sing this little ditty to away fans.

'You're not very, you're not very, your not very nice.'

Then I realised this might be construed as a bit harsh and became racked with guilt.

'What's the difference between you lot, and a bucket of sick? The bucket!"

 

[Cheesebored]

Clearly you weren't at Hull last weekend then - it was ringing loud & clear from a fair chunk of our fans