Deluded Pig Scum Still At It Pt 123243

[Norderner]

"Lets face it the blades got an iffy free kick and a bit of luck from an old fashioned up and under to go two up, Westy makes a hash of what should have been a routine stop and then another up and under".

Another priceless attempt at rewriting of history from Pigtalk. Fuck me senseless! You couldn't make these thick planks up if you tried! No shame whatsoever, have they? Iffy free kick for the 1st goal? Brooks had already left 3 Pigs in his trail before Lees (towing his caravan) lunged in like a Sunday morning pub player. Not heard one person, professional or fan say it wasn't a free kick, bar them Thick - As - Shit - Cunts. I'll give him the 2nd one but it was still a sumptuous finish by Leon on his weaker left foot? Serves the clever cunt One - Coat - Wiggy - Piggy Porkuguese tatical genius right though, don't it? If only he'd have played a natural right footer on the right, instead of that that poisonous little dwarf Wallace, cos his clearance wouldn't have gone straight to Stevens, it'd have cleared Stevens and gone straight through to Blackman. BTW: Would that glass legged, wigified, Scottish Muppet on £50,000 a week for the Pigs have attempted to use his right foot if the roles were reversed? Would he fuckers like. Now onto the coup de grace: Duffy's Bounce killing goal was a mistake by Westwood?!!! Clever one two between Leon and Duffy, then Duffy decided to show that £4m Dutch clogger dancer a clog dance he'd never forget before smashing an unstoppable shot past Westwood. Had he (Westwood) have got his hands to it, he'd have ended up in the back of the net with it! The 4th goal? Another clever one two between Brooks and Leon opened them up again before Leon smashed the Caravan Towing Clown and Clog Dancer to fuck before chipping Westwood with a delightful finish.
To all the billions of Pigs worldwide; In the face of the clear truth, you should never ever be offended. Your Match Throwing, Co - Op fucking, Childrens Hospital Charity skanking, Justice For The 96 Denying Cretins were totally outplayed and totally outclassed at Murder Inc by the Mighty Blades. End of. The cherry on the cake? All our four goals were scored by players who cost us a total value of NISH - FUCK ALL. And all earn less per week than your super sub put together! No wonder you're still sore and seething.

P.S. Was the Pigs 1st goal a beautifully worked move? Or was it a big fuck off clog into our half?

 

[Pierre's PC]

/careface

Protip - move on, it only makes you look obsessed

 

[blade too long]

"Your Match Throwing, Co - Op fucking, Childrens Hospital Charity skanking, Justice For The 96 Denying Cretins were totally outplayed and totally outclassed at Murder Inc by the Mighty Blades."

very descriptive

 

[Blade58]

Some of the deluded can't accept that we were better than them on the day, that we put 4 past them on their own patch and seriously any neutral watching that game who didn't know who the pub league team was would have most certainly opted for the pigs because apart from the first 10 minutes of the second half, they were that bad

 

[bartman]

"Lets face it the blades got an iffy free kick and a bit of luck from an old fashioned up and under to go two up, Westy makes a hash of what should have been a routine stop and then another up and under".

Another priceless attempt at rewriting of history from Pigtalk. Fuck me senseless! You couldn't make these thick planks up if you tried! No shame whatsoever, have they? Iffy free kick for the 1st goal? Brooks had already left 3 Pigs in his trail before Lees (towing his caravan) lunged in like a Sunday morning pub player. Not heard one person, professional or fan say it wasn't a free kick, bar them Thick - As - Shit - Cunts. I'll give him the 2nd one but it was still a sumptuous finish by Leon on his weaker left foot? Serves the clever cunt One - Coat - Wiggy - Piggy Porkuguese tatical genius right though, don't it? If only he'd have played a natural right footer on the right, instead of that that poisonous little dwarf Wallace, cos his clearance wouldn't have gone straight to Stevens, it'd have cleared Stevens and gone straight through to Blackman. BTW: Would that glass legged, wigified, Scottish Muppet on £50,000 a week for the Pigs have attempted to use his right foot if the roles were reversed? Would he fuckers like. Now onto the coup de grace: Duffy's Bounce killing goal was a mistake by Westwood?!!! Clever one two between Leon and Duffy, then Duffy decided to show that £4m Dutch clogger dancer a clog dance he'd never forget before smashing an unstoppable shot past Westwood. Had he (Westwood) have got his hands to it, he'd have ended up in the back of the net with it! The 4th goal? Another clever one two between Brooks and Leon opened them up again before Leon smashed the Caravan Towing Clown and Clog Dancer to fuck before chipping Westwood with a delightful finish.
To all the billions of Pigs worldwide; In the face of the clear truth, you should never ever be offended. Your Match Throwing, Co - Op fucking, Childrens Hospital Charity skanking, Justice For The 96 Denying Cretins were totally outplayed and totally outclassed at Murder Inc by the Mighty Blades. End of. The cherry on the cake? All our four goals were scored by players who cost us a total value of NISH - FUCK ALL. And all earn less per week than your super sub put together! No wonder you're still sore and seething.

P.S. Was the Pigs 1st goal a beautifully worked move? Or was it a big fuck off clog into our half?

does it really matter ?

Can't we just smile at the deluded twats and let them believe what they want.

Linz can you move this to other football as per your amnesty post ?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

"Lets face it the blades got an iffy free kick and a bit of luck from an old fashioned up and under to go two up, Westy makes a hash of what should have been a routine stop and then another up and under".

Another priceless attempt at rewriting of history from Pigtalk. Fuck me senseless! You couldn't make these thick planks up if you tried! No shame whatsoever, have they? Iffy free kick for the 1st goal? Brooks had already left 3 Pigs in his trail before Lees (towing his caravan) lunged in like a Sunday morning pub player. Not heard one person, professional or fan say it wasn't a free kick, bar them Thick - As - Shit - Cunts. I'll give him the 2nd one but it was still a sumptuous finish by Leon on his weaker left foot? Serves the clever cunt One - Coat - Wiggy - Piggy Porkuguese tatical genius right though, don't it? If only he'd have played a natural right footer on the right, instead of that that poisonous little dwarf Wallace, cos his clearance wouldn't have gone straight to Stevens, it'd have cleared Stevens and gone straight through to Blackman. BTW: Would that glass legged, wigified, Scottish Muppet on £50,000 a week for the Pigs have attempted to use his right foot if the roles were reversed? Would he fuckers like. Now onto the coup de grace: Duffy's Bounce killing goal was a mistake by Westwood?!!! Clever one two between Leon and Duffy, then Duffy decided to show that £4m Dutch clogger dancer a clog dance he'd never forget before smashing an unstoppable shot past Westwood. Had he (Westwood) have got his hands to it, he'd have ended up in the back of the net with it! The 4th goal? Another clever one two between Brooks and Leon opened them up again before Leon smashed the Caravan Towing Clown and Clog Dancer to fuck before chipping Westwood with a delightful finish.
To all the billions of Pigs worldwide; In the face of the clear truth, you should never ever be offended. Your Match Throwing, Co - Op fucking, Childrens Hospital Charity skanking, Justice For The 96 Denying Cretins were totally outplayed and totally outclassed at Murder Inc by the Mighty Blades. End of. The cherry on the cake? All our four goals were scored by players who cost us a total value of NISH - FUCK ALL. And all earn less per week than your super sub put together! No wonder you're still sore and seething.

P.S. Was the Pigs 1st goal a beautifully worked move? Or was it a big fuck off clog into our half?

.....and breathe

 

[Willie Carlin]

"Lets face it the blades got an iffy free kick and a bit of luck from an old fashioned up and under to go two up, Westy makes a hash of what should have been a routine stop and then another up and under".

Another priceless attempt at rewriting of history from Pigtalk. Fuck me senseless! You couldn't make these thick planks up if you tried! No shame whatsoever, have they? Iffy free kick for the 1st goal? Brooks had already left 3 Pigs in his trail before Lees (towing his caravan) lunged in like a Sunday morning pub player. Not heard one person, professional or fan say it wasn't a free kick, bar them Thick - As - Shit - Cunts. I'll give him the 2nd one but it was still a sumptuous finish by Leon on his weaker left foot? Serves the clever cunt One - Coat - Wiggy - Piggy Porkuguese tatical genius right though, don't it? If only he'd have played a natural right footer on the right, instead of that that poisonous little dwarf Wallace, cos his clearance wouldn't have gone straight to Stevens, it'd have cleared Stevens and gone straight through to Blackman. BTW: Would that glass legged, wigified, Scottish Muppet on £50,000 a week for the Pigs have attempted to use his right foot if the roles were reversed? Would he fuckers like. Now onto the coup de grace: Duffy's Bounce killing goal was a mistake by Westwood?!!! Clever one two between Leon and Duffy, then Duffy decided to show that £4m Dutch clogger dancer a clog dance he'd never forget before smashing an unstoppable shot past Westwood. Had he (Westwood) have got his hands to it, he'd have ended up in the back of the net with it! The 4th goal? Another clever one two between Brooks and Leon opened them up again before Leon smashed the Caravan Towing Clown and Clog Dancer to fuck before chipping Westwood with a delightful finish.
To all the billions of Pigs worldwide; In the face of the clear truth, you should never ever be offended. Your Match Throwing, Co - Op fucking, Childrens Hospital Charity skanking, Justice For The 96 Denying Cretins were totally outplayed and totally outclassed at Murder Inc by the Mighty Blades. End of. The cherry on the cake? All our four goals were scored by players who cost us a total value of NISH - FUCK ALL. And all earn less per week than your super sub put together! No wonder you're still sore and seething.

P.S. Was the Pigs 1st goal a beautifully worked move? Or was it a big fuck off clog into our half?

Lees goal was a good un other far post scrambles!'

 

[Rodley]

Great rant.

 

[BerksBlade]

If it means they underestimate us again in January let 'em believe what they want.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

And now they beat Leeds yesterday there back to being world beaters ,
and coco the clown is once again a tactical genius ,
They were at it apparently and had Pashun , funnily enough something the say is all we have .

 

[FlamingLip]

If the massive were majority grounded and humble, things would be far less entertaining.

 

[WILLIAM H BONNEY]

And now they beat Leeds yesterday there back to being world beaters ,
and coco the clown is once again a tactical genius ,
They were at it apparently and had Pashun , funnily enough something the say is all we have .

World beaters ?.he is on borrowed time and I want him gone.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

World beaters ?.he is on borrowed time and I want him gone.

I want him to stay as he's fucking awful ,
Your now back to having the best squad in the league
but with all the Pashun and pressing and closing down putting the other team under pressure ,
Owd on isn't that what we did last week and we got 4 lucky goals .

 

[Stretch]

If it means they underestimate us again in January let 'em believe what they want.

Agreed. Let em keep spouting bollocks, it will make it even funnier if we turn them over again. Funny how there aren't too many threads on Porktalk pointing out how utterly hopeless Weeds' defence was on Sunday. I just hope they win a few more between now and January to keep old silly bollocks in a job.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

World beaters ?.he is on borrowed time and I want him gone.

I'm pretty sure WHB is ripe for conversion, or even radicalisation if Tyler and a few others got on his case.

Remember what the Bible says -

" Blessed is he that taketh the deluded soul from the darkness of the Sty and showeth unto him the true light of The Beautiful Lane of Bramall, which is truly God's earthly home "


..... Or summat like that.

 

[Champagneblade]

We won. They lost. As you were

 

[boo radley]

does it really matter ?

Can't we just smile at the deluded twats and let them believe what they want.

Linz can you move this to other football as per your amnesty post ?

Is this thread not directly linked to the match?
I'm quite often pissed off with things in the wrong section but this is not one of them.
Now if this was about pigs v weeds then it would be in the wrong section.

 

[LenTednTony]

What is really pissing me off is that there are none of the deluded that will admit that we outplayed them. It's all oh we were awful or oh we didn't turn up or oh we had an off day. Not one has said you contained us (except for 15 mins) or you were better than we expected or you tore us a new one. They meed to understand that ON THE DAY WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM AND THEY WERE FORTUNATE THAT IT WAS ONLY 2-4!

 

[Robboblade1889]

They are absolutely off their heads one particular but job SIJ who lurks on here is calling the blades who recently posted on that site cowards for not coming on after Forrest loss. Surprise surprise all the blade posters have been banned for no more than putting them straight.

The latest thing to have a go at us about is the beamback Saturday according to the we are tinpot for doing it. I am pretty sure if they had done it they would be telling the world how they are the greatest fan base in the world.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

And the Rawmarsh Cretin says Leeds were the best footballing side he's seen at Pigsboro this season,to try and big up the win even more.Strange world these fuckers live in.

 

[I should coco]

To all the billions of Pigs worldwide; In the face of the clear truth, you should never ever be offended. Your Match Throwing, Co - Op fucking, Childrens Hospital Charity skanking, Justice For The 96 Denying Cretins were totally outplayed and totally outclassed at Murder Inc by the Mighty Blades. End of. The cherry on the cake? All our four goals were scored by players who cost us a total value of NISH - FUCK ALL. And all earn less per week than your super sub put together! No wonder you're still sore and seething.

Tyler Durden; P45 time for you me old mucker!

Top quality rant.

 

[I should coco]

And the Rawmarsh Cretin says Leeds were the best footballing side he's seen at Pigsboro this season,to try and big up the win even more

Last week he came on FH trying to be 'oh so reasonable' and admitted United outplayed them. I knew it was killing him and he just couldn't keep it up. It doesn't matter whether DirtyLeeds were Brazil circa 1970 or a pub team, he just HAS to say that the team that Wednesday beat to get back on track, were a superb footballing team.

I think he must write a few key words down before he gets through to make sure he sounds reasonable. He tries to be so 'fair minded' and give the view of a neutral football loving observer but you can tell he is itching to explode. Last week a Blade called him 'Ayatollah Mick' and he came on 20 minutes later spewing bile. He is so easy to wind up, it is untrue.

He is also the epitome of the NKT line. 'Carlos is good / higher position than previous season / good quality players'.

As other have said, we need to beat them well at the Lane and then it might just dawn on one or two that we are a good side. There will remain however a large rump of the deluded who will continue to swear that white is black and that they invented football songs, the abacus, the wheel , discovered fire etc etc etc.

 

[Jonboy60]

 

[Norderner]

Last week he came on FH trying to be 'oh so reasonable' and admitted United outplayed them. I knew it was killing him and he just couldn't keep it up. It doesn't matter whether DirtyLeeds were Brazil circa 1970 or a pub team, he just HAS to say that the team that Wednesday beat to get back on track, were a superb footballing team.

I think he must write a few key words down before he gets through to make sure he sounds reasonable. He tries to be so 'fair minded' and give the view of a neutral football loving observer but you can tell he is itching to explode. Last week a Blade called him 'Ayatollah Mick' and he came on 20 minutes later spewing bile. He is so easy to wind up, it is untrue.

He is also the epitome of the NKT line. 'Carlos is good / higher position than previous season / good quality players'.

As other have said, we need to beat them well at the Lane and then it might just dawn on one or two that we are a good side. There will remain however a large rump of the deluded who will continue to swear that white is black and that they invented football songs, the abacus, the wheel , discovered fire etc etc etc.

The Celebrity - In - His - Own Cab phones up every phone in in the country, to bestow his wisdom, no matter what the subject of the phone in is! Proper Mr fuckin Know It All

 

[madeinsheffield]

Not forgetting they lost to a shit Birmingham, who'd failed to keep a clean sheet in about 7 games.

Whatever Mick/Mark you pair of deluded nobs

 

[Grappler]

Last week he came on FH trying to be 'oh so reasonable' and admitted United outplayed them. I knew it was killing him and he just couldn't keep it up. It doesn't matter whether DirtyLeeds were Brazil circa 1970 or a pub team, he just HAS to say that the team that Wednesday beat to get back on track, were a superb footballing team.

I think he must write a few key words down before he gets through to make sure he sounds reasonable. He tries to be so 'fair minded' and give the view of a neutral football loving observer but you can tell he is itching to explode. Last week a Blade called him 'Ayatollah Mick' and he came on 20 minutes later spewing bile. He is so easy to wind up, it is untrue.

He is also the epitome of the NKT line. 'Carlos is good / higher position than previous season / good quality players'.

As other have said, we need to beat them well at the Lane and then it might just dawn on one or two that we are a good side. There will remain however a large rump of the deluded who will continue to swear that white is black and that they invented football songs, the abacus, the wheel , discovered fire etc etc etc.

"...There will remain however a large rump of the deluded who will continue to swear that white is black and that they invented football songs, the abacus, the wheel , discovered fire etc..."

You forgot to mention that their fans built the Pyramids and that Tommy Craig was the first man on the moon.......

 

[madeinsheffield]

The League after 11 games last season, look what happened there!

 

[I should coco]

You forgot to mention that their fans built the Pyramids and that Tommy Craig was the first man on the moon.......

As Craig landed he was singing 'Hi Ho Silver Lining' (before the Wolves fans) and before Jeff Beck had even been born.

You are right about the Pyramids although there are bits of the Sty that are older but have just not lasted as well. The Leppings Lane 'bowl' was one of the wonders of the ancient world until it got concrete cancer and they couldn't steal any money off the Co-op to repair it.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Oh goodie. Yet another pig-obsessed thread.
One for the amnesty bin per Linz request.

 

[Trigger Blade]

And the Rawmarsh Cretin says Leeds were the best footballing side he's seen at Pigsboro this season,to try and big up the win even more.Strange world these fuckers live in.

I wasn't listening that closely, but I thought the point he was making was that Leeds were the best side he'd seen before Sunday, so better than us, meaning the dig was very subtle. He did however also say again that we outplayed them, I think he's held his hands up with regard to Bouncing Day.

He is still an utter self opinionated a*se.